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Old 03-24-2006, 03:36 PM
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That, at least, is what it says on the pack; and on the back of the pack, it says: SMOKING MAY REDUCE THE BLOOD FLOW TO YOUR BITS AND CAUSE IMPOTENCE, and, UK DUTY PAID, and For Adult Use Only. So, you see, its good to smoke!

Think about it. Since it kills, and helps reduce potency, can one not see how it helps control the population of the world? Just imagine! We could all become like China where one is only allowed to have one kid! There wont be enough air to smoke! Guess one can see why China is the smoking capital of the world, it helps with their birth control!

In UK today, one is being rather irresponsible if one were not doing one's duty; Smokers seem to be doing their's, is it not true then that smokers are the most worthy individuals in the country, doing their duty by smoking?

And also, there's the fact that its for adult use only! I mean, one gets a ***, smokes it, and ones an adult, voila! What a darn pretty quick way to grow up! that just cool!

And there's the fact that one would be dead by twenty seven and a half years old thus making way for the next generation and not contributing to the overpopulation of the world!

Smoking might kill, and one might think thats a bad thing, but it sure does have many benefits for the world, no wonder British American Tobacco have a factory then, in Ibadan!
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