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"Hmmm, 2 inches"
Hmmm, we probably guessed, that I been stuck in the house since my last post, I have. I called the head shrink the other day, and he asked me to get a rule and measure the size on my head, he said he would have asked me to weigh it to see if it got any heavier since he last saw me, but my neck would get in the way!
Well, I got myself a tape rule, and I measured the thing! Now I not gonna tell how many inches round it is - you might think I'm kinda mouthing if I said its really grown, about 2 inches bigger than it used to be - I told the Doc.
Doc said, "Hmmm, buda, your head has got bigger! Perhaps thats why you can't get it through the door"!
Well, folks, I on a diet! I got to get out more!!
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