I have learned that as a university student na sugar daddy or rich boyfriend dey pay my school fees,not my parents.

I have learned that once bobo go yankee come back the village girl him bin dey toast before no dey look good again, o. Who wan chop eba when hin don chop hamburger finish?

I have learned transition from village girl to city girl MUST involve relaxer, red lipstick and tiro

I have learned that I can be married or engaged without ring to show for it

I have learned that housegirl, houseboy and gateman MUST be abused

I have learned that mama must dance when I give her money

I have learned that my doctor never ever has a specific name for mama's sickness but he will "run all the necessary scans and tests."