"“I’ did not know what happened to me when I stole my master’s money at the end of last month. I gave it to my ‘husband’ in the night. Whenever my master asked if I took the money, my tongue was tied. Two days ago, my boss asked me about the money and I summoned up the courage to confess to him. Immediately I told him, who I gave it to, I started vomiting and fainted. I was later woken up by fervent prayers.”


The highlighted is hilarious.

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