What is the issue here? Is it the wannabe slangs or the phonetics? Because me I do not see them as the same.

I prefer the phonetics to some of their so called natural accent that is heavily laced with the local intonations.
But as for the fake slangs, that one dey give me headache anytime I hear am.

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