Thread: I Just Love the XXX movies

Whew! That was a close one.

I got a call from one these companies with their mouth watering deals offering to send me xxx movies...so I was very happy and wanted to know more about the offer...yeah the prices of DVds were so low, far lower than what I usually pay on Amazon.com and that got my wallet's antenna tingling. I was thinking t'was high time I got some compensation for spending money ONLY on legitimate DVDs.

Here's the spoiler:

It came to a point where the girl wanted my credit card infornmation to cover the shipping and the other little cost but giving information out on the phone has never been an acceptable practice so I wanted to know if they had a website where I can log on and make the purchase, the answer was, NOPE. So I called off the deal...here's our last conversation:

Grafik:
"Nah, forget it. I am not interested anymore"

XXX Merchant:
"What, you don't like XXX movies? You don't like porn??"

Grafik:
"Por...? What the f**k...porn what? Geez...I thought you were talking about XXX by Vin Diesel and the second XXX by Ice cube!"

XXX Merchant:
"Hahaha! Nah, I meant xxx as in Pornographic DVDs. Hehehe...everyone thinks I am talking about the Vin Diesel/Ice Cube XXX movies."

Grafik:
"No thanks. I think I'll pass"

XXX Merchant:
"Alright, you have a nice day."