Thread: Only a black woman

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can go to East Street Market,
Fonthill Road & Brixton Market (london)
and spend a tenner (£10) and get 38 outfits.

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can kiss her teeth after you
when you ask her for a dance at a rave.

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can take your drink, then
refuse to give you a dance in a club.

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can wait 8 hours to get her hair washed
in a hairdressers then tell you you take
long when it takes you 15 minutes to get
ready to go out

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can sulk for 8 weeks continually
even though she knows she was in the wrong

Only a BLACK WOMAN can hate J-Lo

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can put their hands up and dance to
'Independent Black Woman'
then ask a bruddah for a lift home

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Wears a burgundy French roll, 3-inch heels
and a split up her thigh to work and makes
it look professional.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can wear the hell out of spandex.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can raise a doctor, a world-class athlete
and an A+ student in an environment deemed
by society as dysfunctional, broken,
underprivileged and disenfranchised.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can heat a whole house in the winter
without help from the gas company.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a $1.00 out of 15 Cents

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can go from the boardroom to the 'hood and
"keep it real" in both places.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can put a Black man and his non-Black date
on pins and needles just by walking into the room.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion
trends.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he
didn't get a darn thing.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other
races and know that when she does cross over it's done
out of sincerity, not a political move.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be 75 years old and look 45!

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top
$$$ for physical features she was already born with.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be the mother of civilization.
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