Thread: Only a black woman

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can go to East Street Market,
Fonthill Road & Brixton Market (london)
and spend a tenner (£10) and get 38 outfits.

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can kiss her teeth after you
when you ask her for a dance at a rave.

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can take your drink, then
refuse to give you a dance in a club.

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can wait 8 hours to get her hair washed
in a hairdressers then tell you you take
long when it takes you 15 minutes to get
ready to go out

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can sulk for 8 weeks continually
even though she knows she was in the wrong

Only a BLACK WOMAN can hate J-Lo

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can put their hands up and dance to
'Independent Black Woman'
then ask a bruddah for a lift home

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Wears a burgundy French roll, 3-inch heels
and a split up her thigh to work and makes
it look professional.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can wear the hell out of spandex.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can raise a doctor, a world-class athlete
and an A+ student in an environment deemed
by society as dysfunctional, broken,
underprivileged and disenfranchised.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can heat a whole house in the winter
without help from the gas company.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a $1.00 out of 15 Cents

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can go from the boardroom to the 'hood and
"keep it real" in both places.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can put a Black man and his non-Black date
on pins and needles just by walking into the room.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion
trends.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he
didn't get a darn thing.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other
races and know that when she does cross over it's done
out of sincerity, not a political move.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be 75 years old and look 45!

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top
$$$ for physical features she was already born with.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be the mother of civilization.
..

Only a BLACK WOMAN
can put their hands up and dance to
'Independent Black Woman'
then ask a bruddah for a lift home


This one here is a classic...... that is sooooo true!!! lol

Hehe...good one

thanx for analysing the black woman.only her can do these things and 2000 more!

nice and funny

Sand funny but na true yan,ogbinyaju kip it up.

Nice one Ms Vexy. All said and done... black women seriously rock... simply the best... forever!!

Well done

can be 75 and look 45.

Very funny and so true!