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    Only a black woman

    Only a BLACK WOMAN
    can go to East Street Market,
    Fonthill Road & Brixton Market (london)
    and spend a tenner (£10) and get 38 outfits.

    Only a BLACK WOMAN
    can kiss her teeth after you
    when you ask her for a dance at a rave.

    Only a BLACK WOMAN
    can take your drink, then
    refuse to give you a dance in a club.

    Only a BLACK WOMAN
    can wait 8 hours to get her hair washed
    in a hairdressers then tell you you take
    long when it takes you 15 minutes to get
    ready to go out

    Only a BLACK WOMAN
    can sulk for 8 weeks continually
    even though she knows she was in the wrong

    Only a BLACK WOMAN can hate J-Lo

    Only a BLACK WOMAN
    can put their hands up and dance to
    'Independent Black Woman'
    then ask a bruddah for a lift home

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Wears a burgundy French roll, 3-inch heels
    and a split up her thigh to work and makes
    it look professional.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can wear the hell out of spandex.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can raise a doctor, a world-class athlete
    and an A+ student in an environment deemed
    by society as dysfunctional, broken,
    underprivileged and disenfranchised.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can heat a whole house in the winter
    without help from the gas company.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can make a $1.00 out of 15 Cents

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can go from the boardroom to the 'hood and
    "keep it real" in both places.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can put a Black man and his non-Black date
    on pins and needles just by walking into the room.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion
    trends.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he
    didn't get a darn thing.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other
    races and know that when she does cross over it's done
    out of sincerity, not a political move.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can be 75 years old and look 45!

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top
    $$$ for physical features she was already born with.

    ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
    Can be the mother of civilization.
    ..
    With God All Things Are Possible

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    Only a BLACK WOMAN
    can put their hands up and dance to
    'Independent Black Woman'
    then ask a bruddah for a lift home



    This one here is a classic...... that is sooooo true!!! lol
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    Hehe...good one

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    thanx for analysing the black woman.only her can do these things and 2000 more!

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    nice and funny
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    Talking Fun

    Sand funny but na true yan,ogbinyaju kip it up.

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    Nice one Ms Vexy. All said and done... black women seriously rock... simply the best... forever!!

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    Well done

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    can be 75 and look 45.
    He that is in me is greater than he that is in the world.

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    Very funny and so true!
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    Many are the afflictions of the righteous, but the Lord delivers him from them all.

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