From left to right:
1.MultiOption--Left and Right fullback..going by the shape of im overbowed leggedez benz...made the team by trekking from Gombe to the training camp in Shagamu
2.Pete--Midfielder..reflect for im drooping midsection...allowed to play despited flunking 98% of im breatherlizer test..the excuse:im na spokesman for the NBL:Nigerian Breweries Ltd-Gulder Division
3.Vince--Center back==nickname:Jaws!The main henchman for defence...and..believe it or not folks,the guy has no knees...so when E kick U na for sickbay U go wake up..
4.Leoghana--striker..nickname:Euro...deadly with both feet.folks..I'm sure U'd have recognized him..I never said his height was very "Ghanaian" O.. but the guy too like money...he's been known to call timeout during a soccermatch just to check if im shipment don enter Kumasi port..
5.Sidney--Winger---nickname:Kolov---crazy dude built like a retired Russian Tank.Looking pissed because the coach dey..according to him..."yan dust instead of serving the halftime Garri"..
6.Hubscrown--Schemer--nickname:Cerelac..cause the guy dey wear diaper like small pikin as he's always 'going'....the 'Crown' part of im nickname na because he's always on the "Throne" making a 'deposit' if una catch my drift.Works parttime @ the Obasanjo farm as a 'human fertilizer'..solid schemer though...e even like to dribble im own teammates sef..
7.Medeen--striker--nickname:Kokoro.....well..its actually "Crawcraw" but the team management no dey like 'abuse' .Hopes to one day play for Sierra Leone...they agreed...as long as he passes the "Lice Detector" test..
8.Solatoks--Playmaker--nickname:Pekham..well..he thinks it's Beckham...because of im football...little does he know sey na im 'rough' play earn am dat name...neatest guy on the team...flosses even when E trink wata...
9.Sola--Central Defender..Nickname:Sniff. The guy can pick up a scent from ANYWAY...if U look the pic well..U go see as im nose to detect sey the Rice wey the opposing team dey chop for the other locker room no be Uncle Ben's..
10.Proudlyfreke--Full Back..nickname:KFC.Im hand always in dat position...like Obasanjo chicken...even when E dey jump..run...or toast woman...no ask me if E dey put am down when E enter room wiff Ekaite O...

Moviewizard na the goalie but he was missing...dude was busy running some 'interview'
Pa

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....Perception Is Everything....

Pa

Ol boy you no well!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my goodness.....

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"Stay forsty"
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert - Generation Kill

PaJ,wetin carry u remember me ehn? You no serious at all o!!

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..To the one who spoke and the galaxies leapt into existence....who can't be explained on a chalkboard but can be accessed through faith in the finished work of Jesus Christ.....whose word never returns to him void but accomplishes the purpose for which it is sent.....the one in whom I am complete.....the great I am...who was,who is and who is to come....
www.ifreke.blogspot.com

PaJ,U no well o!!

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IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR A CAUSE THAT WOULD LIVE THAN TO LIVE FOR ONE THAT WOULD DIE

OMG Best NR picture of the year

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God first, family second and career third.
www.marykay.com/adanna

Paj u no well!

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30 DAYS THE MOVIE
Simply Rita
NEVER KNEW YOU (BRAND NEW)

*in a wasted osuofiason voice* thank you verwy mush.

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Life goes on, get on board! Memory is a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past.

..Putting the rear axle of Sola's recently retired Yugo to good use,Kolinzo(height 5'1",broda-pass-me-down jeans inseam length 52),Maverick(Aba-made version of what he thinks is an "Arsenal Jersey"),Okestra and Khameleon(both having had their shirts 'red carded' for body odour ) battle it out under the Oworonshoki fly over for the grand prize:Exclusive rights to smell the fumes of the latest batch of freshly broiled fat-free moinmoin from Mealone's kitchen....However..folks....the 'stadium' had to move five minutes later....making way for the NPF*'s second shift...

Pa
*Naija Police Force

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....Perception Is Everything....

Pa