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Old 08-15-2008, 06:32 PM
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This is dedicated to our boys in China prior to the quarterfinal match...they've done us proud as far as I'm concerned...and as a Naija's #1 Soccer Fanatic...I can't help but share the views with those who've missed it...


Solomon Okoronkwo:GUY..COMOT HEAD O!


Adefemi ::"ANYTING WEY KLM FIT DO...OKADA AIR FIT DO AM TOO!"


Anichebe: "Nna..I don tell U...U no dey touch this blohbloh again!"


Victor Obinna Nsofor:"Nna..we go gist later..better don catch my eye!"


Ref:"I know..U get Apollo..but I no send!"
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OBinna:"Bia...Chinco..this na ball abi na hurdles?"

Osaze Odemwingie:"Chei!See Monki!

Promise Isaac: "440!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Obinna:"Make I show U my motion...tra la la la laaaa..."

Obinna:"GOOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAASO!!!!!!! !"
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Osaze:"chei!Hunger don wire this guy...dey search for juicy grasshopper when match still dey..eniwe..make I see where keeper dey before I wack am"..

Siasia:"Yes..Mama...put...one pommo...two stockfish...1 crayfish...two liver and one fish head..."

Okoronkwo:"Nna...get up...E get more dribbu wey I wan dribbu U.."

Pastor Promise: "Take am!!!"
Ajilore:"Fada...I don take am"...

Promise: I hear the angels singing..."inside d net...inside d net"...
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Chinedu Okonkwo(#2):"Olboy..no forget the hand of garri wey U owe me for dat pass O.."

Obinna" My guy...comoooooooooot!!"


Emma Ekpo:"NO MATCH MY LEG O!"

Chinedu Ogbuke:"If U like make U admire the ball tire....E go enter ya net!"

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nice pictures. kiwk kweson erhhhhhhhhhhhh you get job so? i just dey ask lol
E be like say dey China and US at thesame time
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nice pictures. kiwk kweson erhhhhhhhhhhhh you get job so? i just dey ask lol
E be like say dey China and US at thesame time
...when U love something..U maketime for it...
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...when U love something..U maketime for it...
I hope say you don coach your boys finish, cos Ivorians for newyork don dey make mouth already. Nigerian must win this game so i fit go harlem go make nyanga small
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I hope say you don coach your boys finish, cos Ivorians for newyork don dey make mouth already. Nigerian must win this game so i fit go harlem go make nyanga small
..na fear dey make chicken spread wing when E see hawk na...
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Adefemi Olubayo:"Yahooooooooooo...oh oh....
Sekou Cisse:"Yahooooooooooo...oh oh"...


Adefemi:"Olboy...I no care if ya head rezembu old danfo tire,na me still go pull the breaks"...

Solomon Okoronkwo:"Omo..seriously..seriously....wait small..I no wan take the ball..I just wan check if dat ball na orijinah ...me and Coach dey argue sey China dey import Ibo-made......"


Nursery Rhyme Time:
...Chinedu and Soulaymane jumping in the air...
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Kaita:"Maigida...I kick am po dis side,Ju kick am po dat side..make we yamutu ball from dis yaro"...
Ajilore:"Mallam..true talk...hol'am make I clear im leg!"


Obinna: "Olboy...ya shoe don tear for mouth make I retie.....aaaaaaaaaaah!!!SEE CORN!"

Ousm Viera(Ivory Coast):"Omo..wait now..mai I finish my tori about dat ma cousin wey...."
Osaze:"my guy..no vex...text d tory to me..I garra go..."

Ebenezer Ajilore:"Y do I have this feeling sey people dey stare @ me?"
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Ambrose Efe(far right):*stammering* "Nna...l..l..l..look..look...dat ch...ch..chiinco chick for row 15 dey ..f.f....f..f....flash us O!"

Osaze:"man mi..wey the ball na?
Kone:"Na me U dey ask?


..lights..camera...action!!!we'll be back after these commercials...
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Commentator:"We know it's not the winter olympics but the Africans have chosen to introduce the Ice Slalom event to Beijing....with Obinna Nsofor of Nigeria cutting across lane 6 infront of IvoryCoast's Brou Angoua and Mamadou Bagayoko"..

Dele Adeleye:"I swear if U pull my shet again I go wozz U!"


Onyekachi Apam::"Dis frensh people sef...dem get as dem be....dis wan dey wear braids plus byahbyah @ the same time...come dey give God knows who upside down finger.."


Okoronkwo:"Ehen..see? I no tell U?....no be Ibomade....I trap am wiff stud and E no grow 'egg' for side....no be Ibomade..."
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