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    Quote Originally Posted by Abike View Post
    Tolu, go and reread the rules...

    DEM SAY THE PERSON WEY WRITE THE LAST LINE, THE PESIN BEFORE U...
    How you take know sey my last name na bootylicious, and I was tryna go incognito; No shaking.

    Anywho, Abike, I hear sey na u tell my boyfriend that I was cheating on him.

    Prepare cos I dey come with my machete.......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abike View Post
    Tolu, go and reread the rules...

    DEM SAY THE PERSON WEY WRITE THE LAST LINE, THE PESIN BEFORE U...
    Parts of grafikdon's story.............. just had to elaborate it more.
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Parts of grafikdon's story.............. just had to elaborate it more.

    Tolu, ah ah now, why you never give me back my money na? My people make una help me beg Tolu make she return the money wey I borrow am, shooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candylecious View Post
    Tolu, ah ah now, why you never give me back my money na? My people make una help me beg Tolu make she return the money wey I borrow am, shooo
    Candylecious thinks she can use excuse to steal Tolu's birthright. not knowing that Tolu knows people that know how to handle people.
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Candylecious thinks she can use excuse to steal Tolu's birthright. not knowing that Tolu knows people that know how to handle people.
    Ah emi you wan handle me!!!!

    ****Candylecious removes her headwrap and ties it on her waist*******. Papa Jnr. hold Jnr. for me. e don dey happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candylecious View Post
    Ah emi you wan handle me!!!!

    ****Candylecious removes her headwrap and ties it on her waist*******. Papa Jnr. hold Jnr. for me. e don dey happen.
    Tolu carries Candylecious and beat the hella outta her, papa junior dey beg say make Tolu stop, but Tolu carry am and nak am on the floor.

    ********Tolu looks at candylecious and laughed........... watch ya back cause If I tell ya how to woman handle you, then I will dislocate ya legs. **************
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Tolu carries Candylecious and beat the hella outta her, papa junior dey beg say make Tolu stop, but Tolu carry am and nak am on the floor.

    ********Tolu looks at candylecious and laughed........... watch ya back cause If I tell ya how to woman handle you, then I will dislocate ya legs. **************
    Ewo!!!!!!!! dis Tolu strong oh and to think sey this useless Papa Jnr. dey there dey watch, im no fit help small, Chai, Man pikin don suffer, make im wait see who go give am food to chop this nite, Im go young.


    ****Tolu, it's not over till it's over, I dey go recharge****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candylecious View Post
    Ewo!!!!!!!! dis Tolu strong oh and to think sey this useless Papa Jnr. dey there dey watch, im no fit help small, Chai, Man pikin don suffer, make im wait see who go give am food to chop this nite, Im go young.


    ****Tolu, it's not over till it's over, I dey go recharge****
    Candylecious went to the house and started giving lazy papa junior igbaju oloyi, Tolu look say na di woman she beat dey beat a manu o. E be like say papa junior no go eat tonight. the face me I face you wey dem rent wan collapse self.

    ********Tolu gengenli walked up to her car and gave Candylecious $50 Million to handle her biz and recognize....***********
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Candylecious went to the house and started giving lazy papa junior igbaju oloyi, Tolu look say na di woman she beat dey beat a manu o. E be like say papa junior no go eat tonight. the face me I face you wey dem rent wan collapse self.

    ********Tolu gengenli walked up to her car and gave Candylecious $50 Million to handle her biz and recognize....***********
    Tolu is actually a catholic nun gone bad. And Sister Agnes Tolu what were you doing leaving St Augustine's seminary at 12 midnight Tuesday tsk,tsk. I might have to report you, naughty nun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KikisMuffin View Post
    Tolu is actually a catholic nun gone bad. And Sister Agnes Tolu what were you doing leaving St Augustine's seminary at 12 midnight Tuesday tsk,tsk. I might have to report you, naughty nun!
    Sister Tolu went to the Night Vigil in Alen Avenue in Lagos. She is secretly showing her innocent self as a nun during the day light, but at night........... she sells market. How did kikismuffin know aabout all these? Cause kikismuffin introduced her to the business!


    ********Tolu carries her big hand and gave KikisMuffin a dirty biat&% slap for WWW her secret!**********
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Sister Tolu went to the Night Vigil in Alen Avenue in Lagos. She is secretly showing her innocent self as a nun during the day light, but at night........... she sells market. How did kikismuffin know aabout all these? Cause kikismuffin introduced her to the business!


    ********Tolu carries her big hand and gave KikisMuffin a dirty biat&% slap for WWW her secret!**********
    Sis KikisMuffin was ministering and evangelizing to our "women of easy virtue" on allen avenue, when she spotted sister Agnes Tolu, sneaking out of the seminary, and not even wearing her habit! Mother superior will be informed immediately

    BTW,Tolu, you never pay your weekly tax for the area oh, as nah me get that busstop where you dey operate. Pay immediately or I will summon Pimpress Candylecious to close down ya runs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KikisMuffin View Post
    Sis KikisMuffin was ministering and evangelizing to our "women of easy virtue" on allen avenue, when she spotted sister Agnes Tolu, sneaking out of the seminary, and not even wearing her habit! Mother superior will be informed immediately

    BTW,Tolu, you never pay your weekly tax for the area oh, as nah me get that busstop were you dey operate. Pay immediately or I will summon Pimpress candylecious to close down ya runs!

    Sister Agnes Tolu looked at Mother KikisMuffin Theressa the 3rd and busted out laughing. Sis Tolu assumes that Mother KikisMuffin Theresa should have gone out of business cause of her wrinkled oldage face. Tolu innocently went before Pope Father Reverend Sola the 91th and complained about Mother Theresa when he met a little angel naking pope out.


    ********Church of God don turn to Market seller place huh? How Tolu go pay Mother Theresa KikisMuffin now************


    ******** Tolu called one of a sugardaddy to come and do the do and give her money***********
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Sister Agnes Tolu looked at Mother KikisMuffin Theressa the 3rd and busted out laughing. Sis Tolu assumes that Mother KikisMuffin Theresa should have gone out of business cause of her wrinkled oldage face. Tolu innocently went before Pope Father Reverend Sola the 91th and complained about Mother Theresa when he met a little angel naking pope out.


    ********Church of God don turn to Market seller place huh? How Tolu go pay Mother Theresa KikisMuffin now************


    ******** Tolu called one of a sugardaddy to come and do the do and give her money***********
    Sacre Bleu! Mon Dieu ! What is happening at the Allen Avenue Parish. Sis KikisMuffin just discovers that Sister Agnes Tolu's sugardaddy is an old costumer. Dis wan don pass be kiaful oh, Kikis ponders as she plots her revenge(They dont call her kinky for norrin! )

    As fate will have it Sugar Daddy does Tolu, gives her a cheque, and it bounces. Sugardaddy is on the run from the NDLEA and his assets and bank accounts have been frozen. Poor Sis Agnes, worked fpr zilch, its time for her to go back to the convent and do penance, but all is forgiven!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KikisMuffin View Post
    Sacre Bleu! Mon Dieu ! What is happening at the Allen Avenue Parish. Sis KikisMuffin just discovers that Sister Agnes Tolu's sugardaddy is an old costumer. Dis wan don pass be kiaful oh, Kikis ponders as she plots her revenge(They dont call her kinky for norrin! )

    As fate will have it Sugar Daddy does Tolu, gives her a cheque, and it bounces. Sugardaddy is on the run from the NDLEA and his assets and bank accounts have been frozen. Poor Sis Agnes, worked fpr zilch, its time for her to go back to the convent and do penance, but all is forgiven!
    Tolu went before Christ and Knelt down there. She asked for forgiveness and God spoke to her that He kept her mansion and million $ under Heaven Tree. This revelation that God gave Tolu made her realised that She is loved by God.

    Mother KikisMuffin Therasa saw Tolu smiling and asked her what was really going on? Tolu ignored her.


    **************Tolu makes sure that her secret with God is not known to any, including KikisMuffin**************
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    sister Agnes Tolu & mother Theresa Kikis,there's goin to be deliverance service @ d ojuelegba parish trw nite.pls dont miss it.chief ministress is Rev mother cossy orjiakor.may God Bless u as u attend.

    leggy quikly hurries up wit business @ under bridge ikeja.cos dis is a nite she,s bin waiting for.to meet mother cossy and ask her d secreet of her duplex in lekki
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