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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Tolu went before Christ and Knelt down there. She asked for forgiveness and God spoke to her that He kept her mansion and million $ under Heaven Tree. This revelation that God gave Tolu made her realised that She is loved by God.

    Mother KikisMuffin Therasa saw Tolu smiling and asked her what was really going on? Tolu ignored her.


    **************Tolu makes sure that her secret with God is not known to any, including KikisMuffin**************

    Tolu, I just say make I tell you. I beat Papa Jnr. well well, so he is coming after you becos im tok sey na you cause am, so prepare for faya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leggy View Post
    sister Agnes Tolu & mother Theresa Kikis,there's goin to be deliverance service @ d ojuelegba parish trw nite.pls dont miss it.chief ministress is Rev mother cossy orjiakor.may God Bless u as u attend.
    Tolu smiled at Leggy, she is trynna figure out if she is a she or he is a he. She has been trynna follow Leggy around because she feels like Leggy doesn't have leg and some ..................
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candylecious View Post
    Tolu, I just say make I tell you. I beat Papa Jnr. well well, so he is coming after you becos im tok sey na you cause am, so prepare for faya.
    Papa Junior no get level at all. A man wey hin wife dey handle like woman.

    Tolu don beat Candylecious tired. Tell Papa Junior sa Tolu no dey give face at all.


    *************Tolu frowned and told Candylecious to RECOGNISE****************
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KikisMuffin View Post
    Sis KikisMuffin was ministering and evangelizing to our "women of easy virtue" on allen avenue, when she spotted sister Agnes Tolu, sneaking out of the seminary, and not even wearing her habit! Mother superior will be informed immediately

    BTW,Tolu, you never pay your weekly tax for the area oh, as nah me get that busstop where you dey operate. Pay immediately or I will summon Pimpress Candylecious to close down ya runs!

    Ah Kikis, u don remind me be dat, u know sey u neva pay me finish for last month's dues oh! and you know as this our business be, u suppose dey pay on time, cos if no be sey u be my gurl, I for don move you to that side of the road where better customer no dey show, na only area dem. Abeg try pay.



    Nothing dey happen sha we are one, but if you no pay on time again; something fit begin happen oh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candylecious View Post
    Ah Kikis, u don remind me be dat, u know sey u neva pay me finish for last month's dues oh! and you know as this our business be, u suppose dey pay on time, cos if no be sey u be my gurl, I for don move you to that side of the road where better customer no dey show, na only area dem. Abeg try pay.



    Nothing dey happen sha we are one, but if you no pay on time again; something fit begin happen oh.
    Candylecious carried KikisMuffin and beat the living shiati outta her... Tolu the peacemaker finally helpedboth of them out.

    **********They both knelt down and say "Thank You Ma" Cause am da BOSS**********
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    Candylecious carried KikisMuffin and beat the living shiati outta her... Tolu the peacemaker finally helpedboth of them out.

    **********They both knelt down and say "Thank You Ma" Cause am da BOSS**********
    KikisMuffin rolls in with EFFC to close the Convent Turned Brothel down.Kinky, Candy and Tolu get moved to the convent in Pankshin, Sokoto for a bit of solitude during the penance period

    6 months later they are back in Ojuelegba doing their thing!!! Kiki and Tolu pay off their outstanding debt to pimpress Candelycious and pledge allegiation to Madame Leggy, who promptly increases their monthly tax for Area surveillance! All hell breaks loose, alaye boys are called in to settle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KikisMuffin View Post
    KikisMuffin rolls in with EFFC to close the Convent Turned Brothel down.Kinky, Candy and Tolu get moved to the convent in Pankshin, Sokoto for a bit of solitude during the penance period

    6 months later they are back in Ojuelegba doing their thing!!! Kiki and Tolu pay off their outstanding debt to pimpress Candelycious and pledge allegiation to Madame Leggy, who promptly increases their monthly tax for Area surveillance! All hell breaks loose, alaye boys are called in to settle!
    On these ladies arrival, they plotted cocaine inside KikisMuffin's bag... she got into trouble and was taken by the head of the world. Tolu saw that KikisMuffin had suffered alot, she bribed the world's richest man to get her out.
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olatoludipe View Post
    On these ladies arrival, they plotted cocaine inside KikisMuffin's bag... she got into trouble and was taken by the head of the world. Tolu saw that KikisMuffin had suffered alot, she bribed the world's richest man to get her out.
    TOLU has a secret. if u hear it you'll pity her
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    Just learn that Sola use to date OBJ DAUGHTER and broke her heart. That is why he ran to the USA to avoid byforced marriage. ha ha ha
    Do not say I told you o.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_vexy View Post
    TOLU has a secret. if u hear it you'll pity her
    Tolu has a secret that has been broadcasted all over WWW by unknown person, but Lady Vexy is trynna judge the situation with her experience and from her own point of view. Lady Vexy will soon experience the juicy parts of it. Goodluck with Lady vexy!!!!!!!!!!
    YO TELL ME WHY I JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I'M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD....USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, CAUSE AM DA BOSS
    TO CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA BE FAST... TO FIND ME, YOU GOTTA BE SMART... BUT TO BE ME...! DAMN, YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
    I AM LOVED BY SOME, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST, YET WANTED BY PLENTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mimi victor View Post
    Just learn that Sola use to date OBJ DAUGHTER and broke her heart. That is why he ran to the USA to avoid byforced marriage. ha ha ha
    Do not say I told you o.
    Mimi Vicor, in his/her capacity as senior Secret Service Agent on OBJ's detail, has been dispatched to the US to try and abduct Sola bak to naija to face OBJ's wrath.

    He plans to do this "Omaru Dikko" style. A large wooden crate has been purchased for this purpose,with reels of ducttape. Will Mimi succeed?
    Last edited by KikisMuffin; 12-14-2006 at 09:00 AM. Reason: Embarassing spelling error, Chai!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KikisMuffin View Post
    Mimi Vicor, in his/her capacity as senior Secret Service Agent on OBJ's detail, has been dispatched to the US to try and abduct Sola bak to naija to face OBJ's wrath.

    He plans to do this "Omaru Dikko" still. A large wooden crate has been purchased for this purpose,with reels of ducttape. Will Mimi succeed?

    BREAKING NEWS
    :KikisMuffin left Ghana lastnite due to an incident that occured early yesterday...... she's currently in london doing early morning to make ends meet she was spotted @ rockingham estate {elephant & castle} just few blocks away from medden
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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_vexy View Post

    BREAKING NEWS
    :KikisMuffin left Ghana lastnite due to an incident that occured early yesterday...... she's currently in london doing early morning to make ends meet she was spotted @ rockingham estate {elephant & castle} just few blocks away from medden
    whao! dont tell me dat was kikis i saw picking dirts @ d train station today?eyah,i would av stopped 2 dash her some money but my chauffer was in high speed [am actually on a shopping spree in london].sorry kikis,next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leggy View Post
    whao! dont tell me dat was kikis i saw picking dirts @ d train station today?eyah,i would av stopped 2 dash her some money but my chauffer was in high speed [am actually on a shopping spree in london].sorry kikis,next time.
    Miss Leggy Fleiss was just deported from London this afternoon, she was caught bootlegging used condoms, a serious offence in the Red light district near Ipswich, were she plies her trade!!!SAN KikisMuffin has been contracted to sue the British Govt on her behalf for unlawful deportation, she pays her tax afterall!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KikisMuffin View Post
    Miss Leggy Fleiss was just deported from London this afternoon, she was caught bootlegging used condoms, a serious offence in the Red light district near Ipswich, were she plies her trade!!!SAN KikisMuffin has been contracted to sue the British Govt on her behalf for unlawful deportation, she pays her tax afterall!
    I actually met Kiki "face to face" in Accra during my last visit to Ghana in Sept 06. This no be lie, that woman na b e a u t i f u l... na real original coca cola bottle ! ....... all the single guys in the house arise and shine ya eyes !
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