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    You Know You're A Naija When....

    you start a sentence with 'eehmm' or 'I tink eehmm'

    Come on all, let's have some fun with this, I feel like LMAO!!

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    When my oyinbo women begin dem palavar .....

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    IF YOU CAN`T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT!!!!!

    TO BECOME A MOTHER IS NOT HARD,BUT TO BE A MOTHER IS....

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    when you try your best to imporvise Naija food no matter where U r!
    I need your grace God to be a better ME..for the present ME needs work.

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    When after using margarine, the plastic container is kept in the kitchen cabinet for future usage.
    The person who kneels before God can stand before any person......... Think about it !

    Christ in you ...... is the Hope of Glory

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    1.when you call a fellow naija neigbor your cousin meanwhile, u're not related
    2.i'll be back with a lot more

    Push will get a person almost anywhere-except through a door marked “pull.”

    There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricardo
    When after using margarine, the plastic container is kept in the kitchen cabinet for future usage.
    lol..i have found most conservative and stingy whites do that too.
    I need your grace God to be a better ME..for the present ME needs work.

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    when there is power faliure.

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    When u enter public transportation bus and expect a "conductor" to come get fee.
    "The Only Thing Necessary For The Triumph Of Evil Is For Good Men To Do Nothing"
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    ...When you have to repeat yourself when speaking with these akatas.
    "The Only Thing Necessary For The Triumph Of Evil Is For Good Men To Do Nothing"
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    When rice has to be in your menu on Sundays
    I need your grace God to be a better ME..for the present ME needs work.

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    ---- When an even start at 10am and u arrive an hr later

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    When you wish you could bribe a police out of a speeding ticket.
    "The Only Thing Necessary For The Triumph Of Evil Is For Good Men To Do Nothing"
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    1.If you know what AKATA means.
    2. If, you have ever gone to a Nigerian "get-together" and made a handful of money just for dancing.
    3.If, when you parents curse you want so bad to laugh, but you don't wanna get slapped
    4.(for females)if you are going for a party and your head gear cannot let you see the back of the car when backing up.

    Push will get a person almost anywhere-except through a door marked “pull.”

    There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aust_nne
    lol..i have found most conservative and stingy whites do that too.
    Conservative and stingy is the difference
    The person who kneels before God can stand before any person......... Think about it !

    Christ in you ...... is the Hope of Glory

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