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Campus Life (Rated 18!!) Grand Premiere
Normally before you present a script/story to the public, you have to check for all the wrong spellings, grammatical errors and all that but I have not had time for that. So sorry for all the ones you come across... I hope you will enjoy this.... Like I said before it is for your reading pleasure and nobody should take anything here personal cause it has nothing to do with you. This story contains some matured content so you must be 18 to read or comment on the story. Thanks...Kham
CAMPUS LIFE ( RATED 18!!! )
STARRING.......Okestra007, Bolanle, Khamileon, Mojames, LuvMachine, Blackbutterfly, Meddeen250, Funmibaby, Sola, Thressa, Obude, Obariba, Olaafol, Kaymax, Ntb, Vince, Milkwoman868, Enrima, Grafik, Bollyd, Emerald, Pete, Abike, Aangeleyez, Mojames, Aust Nne, Peculier, Pa J, Bluestocking, 4Satat, Moviewizard, Bigmomma....
PROLOUGE:
The whole Town of Ondo was in a big festive mood. Colorful Masquerades, Cultural dancers made up of young beautiful girls were everywhere. Even the biggest news paper "NAIJARULES" was around to cover this occasion. Royals from different states or their representatives are present. The wedding between Pa J and Abike is indeed the biggest event Ondo Town has ever witnessed. Their friends and former school mates were around mixing freely with the crowd as if they were part of the town. His best man PETE is sitting close by. While the ceremony is going on Pa J is a bit worried about his other friend MEDDEN250 who he had kept an eye on all day. Now he cant seem to find him among the crowd. neither is he with his school mates. Calling one of the Help MOVIEWIZARD who is busy munching on a chicken wing
PA J : were is MEDDEN?
MOVIEWIZARD: I don't know were he is Sir!
PA J : What do you mean u don't know were he is, I thought I instructed you to keep an eye on him didn't I?
MOVIEWIZARD: Yes Sir!
PA J : Now go and look for him, tell him I have something very important to discuss with him.Hurry up!
MOVIEWIZARD: Yes sir! (He runs off in search of MEDDEN250. His chicken wing fell down he picks it up, cleans it and he is back in business)
The Village cultural dancer THRESSA giggles as MEDDEN250 kissed her. From the ripeness of her pear shaped BEAUTIES, you could tell she is not more than 19yrs. He takes her hand and put it inside his pants.
THRESSA: (Searches with her hand) Wey the ting now??........ ehen! I don see am......Ah! brother the tin small o! (giggling)
MEDDEN: (mouth full of her BEAUTIES) wait make e get up finish first, u self go surprise.
THRESSA: E don get up finish and e still small pass ma small broda own (still giggling)
MEDDEN : No worri I go take am do wonder for u (with his spare hand he searched his pockets) shis!! Abeg u get Condom?
THRESSA : wetin be corndone?
MEDDEN: Ah! this one go hard today, em! em! ok no worri just rub am well well... Fast!....Faster!. Yes like that...... no stop Faster!
THRESSA: (She stops) wish kind ting be dis now?... (Then she lay on the fresh grass) Oya come!
Not knowing how to tell her that he cant do it without a Condom, Meddeen lies close to her and puts back her hand on his..... telling her to continue. She was confused and a bit upset, but continued after he gave her 200naira and promised her something special. After he reached the CLOUDS..... He concentrated on her, with eyes wide open she watched him lower his mouth to her...VELVET ZONE. She jumped up in fright!
THRESSA: Wetin u wan do? U want put ur mouth for there?? Olorun ma je! So na so una dey do for Lagos eh ?? I fear una o! You no even fit use ur kini, na mouth you wan come use. (Getting up) I beg make we dey go jare! Dem go don dey find me because....
BACK AT THE CEREMONY
As Abike puts the palmwine in Pa J's mouth, the crowd cheered. Then she sat on his lap, Looking at his beautiful wife Pa J remembers the struggles and hard time they went through. So many women wants him because he is now a Star, but Abike stood the test of time. Yes she is indeed a gift to him and he plans to treasure her.
MOVIEWIZARD runs into the bush towards the sound he was hearing . Right there! before his own very eyes was his sister THRESSA screaming and shaking while a guy's head is on her VELVET ZONE
MOVIEWIZARD: Mo tiku oooooooooo!!!!!!
CAMPUS LIFE ........ ( MAIN STORY )
MR VINCE'S RESIDENCE
MR. VINCE ADEYEMI who is a bank manager has a very happy family. His beautiful wife OLAAFOL, his son KHAMILEON and daughter PECULIER. To have such a family in these hard times is not only a blessing but a rare treasure that he wouldn't exchange for the world. As he arrives home from work, he tries not to let the days burden disturb his evening with his beloved family.
INSIDE THE LIVING
MR. VINCE : (calling out to his wife)
Honey how did it go at the Saloon today, did the electrician fix the new hair dryer?
(before she could answer, his son Khamileon walks out of his room to his surprise. They hugged and greeted like childhood friends)
MR. VINCE : So what brings you home young man?
(His wife Olaafol cuts in)
OLAAFOL : Ah ah! darling don't tell me you forgot Khamileon is home today to begin his project.
MR. VINCE: Oops! you are definitely right, darling you wont believe how busy it was at work today. Khamileon I am sorry. (Smiling) Hmm!! so our own Khamileon will soon be a film director! Hey hurry up boy! so you can take me along to meet those beautiful Actresses (acting as if his wife is not there while Khamileon smiles) Em! what's the name of that beautiful one?
PECULIER: Genevieve Nnanji!
They all burst out laughing, while MR. VINCE pull his wife closer and kissed her.
OLAAFOL: I thought you want Genevieve?
MR. VINCE: Yes! but only in my dreams, in reality I want only this right here (Like new lovebirds they started kissing again)
PECULIER: Hmm! we will have our own someday.... Ehen! Khamileon where is the money you promised me?
OTUNBA SOLA'S RESIDENCE
The Compound is filled with exotic cars Jaguar, Mercedes Benz, Cherokee Jeep, Lincoln Navigator, there is even a hummer jeep packed at the rear end of the compound. On a closer look you notice they are not for sale, but only part of the Extremely rich Otumba SOLA'S fleet of cars. His living room looks very large and tastefully decorated The Otunba is home with his wife ERINMA and daughter OBARIBA... and as usual he is grumbling about his Estate.
OTUNBA SOLA: So who is going to inherit all this wealth when my two boys insist on getting more degrees in America eh?
ERINMA: All we hear in this house is money! money! money! Cant we talk about anything else apart from money and business??
OBARIBA: Yes, Mummy is right and I am really getting tired of it myself.
OTUNBA SOLA: Ha! is that true? So why are u home now instead of school? ....And the Mercedes Benz you damaged yesterday fell from the sky abi?
OBARIBA: Daddy nobody is saying money is bad, all we are saying is that it gets boring when it becomes an everyday topic. ...You have so much Companies that I have even lost count of them.
OTUNBA SOLA: So because of that I should start throwing them away abi? (to his wife) ERINMA see what you have caused now? Ah! my boys must return home at once whether they like it or not (He picks up the telephone and starts dialing America)
OBARIBA: Mummy there is this guy at school that's talking to me, and I am starting to like him.(On hearing this Otunba drops the phone)
OTUNBA SOLA: Eh??? You said kini? Oh! oh! ooooooh!!!! so it's boys you are now running after.
ERINMA: Otunba, why cant I have a discussion with my daughter without you always jumping in eh!.. By the way aren't you calling the boys to come and run your empires anymore?? (winking at OBARIBA who smiles back )
UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS
It's midday, the campus is busy as usual with different activities. We see some students drinking and eating at one of the school bukas.
MEDDEN: Men! I have not seen that rich girl for two days now.
PETE : Who?
MEDDEN: What do you mean who, how many rich girls do we have in this campus?
OBUDE: What kind of stupid question is that? in this campus we have lots of girls who's parents are rich.
MEDDEN: ( Getting a bit annoyed that it's not going where he intends) Abiola and Sunny Ade are both rich but can you compare them?..... why una dey pull ma legs now? ..Oya I no talk again make we just finish our food. (He continues eating)
PETE: Oh you mean OBARIBA??
MEDDEN: (Now happy) Bingo!!! we are now on the same wave length.
OBUDE: So what about her?
MEDDEN: What kind of question is that? ......Men! I love to pop her, but she is always acting like she doesn't see me.
PETE: Hmm! Pop or Eat her?.... And by the way wetin you wan take pop her?
(Obude is laughing his head off)
MEDDEN: Men forget you! That babe shares the thing round this campus so what's wrong if I have a piece of that booty?
OBUDE: Pete is not arguing whether she shares it around or not, all he is asking is with what are you going to pop her?
MEDDEN: forget both of you! You are only jealous cause I get more booty than you two. I am the Mac Daddy of this campus.(Getting real annoyed he got up and left while Pete and Obude couldn't stop laughing)
PETE: (Calling out to him) Hey MEDDEN! Are you not going to Pa J's concert anymore?..And by the way who go pay for your food and drink?..
OLAAFOL'S HAIR DRESSING SALOON
It is 4pm and OLAAFOL'S Hair Saloon is still filled up with clients, though some of her friends are also around to fix their hair.
AUST NNE: Olaafol, You know that I have brought so many people to fix their hair here, and today I have brought another friend NTB, so I believe I am entitled to a free hairdo
OLAAFOL: (smiling) Lawyer! I hear you. ( speaking to her NTB) Madame what type of style do you want?
NTB: I just want to re-touch...and you can style it like this (showing her a model on a magazine)
OLAAFOL : Okay that's a very nice style you picked and since you are a friend of Aust Nne, I will personally fix it (This made NTB feel special, she walks her over to the sink, puts a towel round her neck and starts washing her hair).
MR VINCE'S RECIDENCE
KHAMILEON'S ROOM (He is on the phone)
KHAMILEON: Hello!..... hey it's me!
OBARIBA: Khamileon? (her heart beats faster) How are you doing?
KHAMILEON: Fine thanks... em! em! I was just wondering if you are still coming as promised.
OBARIBA: (a bit hesitant) No..... I am really sorry I will be traveling to London tonight.
KHAMILEON: (surprised) What!!
OBARIBA: Oh no! not like that! I am not planning on staying for long..... Three days at the most and I will be back
KHAMILEON: Oh I see
OBARIBA: I am really sorry about this..... it came up at the very last minute but my...
BACK AT OLAAFOL'S SALOON
AUST NNE : So how is hussy doing??
OLAAFOL: (Smiling) we are fine o!
1ST COSTUMER: Olaafol everybody can really see that you are happy and I envy you, but you trust that your husband too much and I have been telling you, every sensible person must have a plan "B" these days.
OLAAFOL: But we have a very happy home and my husband doesn't have any reason to Cheat. I mean we have been married for a long time, blessed with nice children and he has never cheated on me before so why shouldn't I trust him? (Everybody excerpt the workers burst out laughing)
AUST NNE: Olaafol, you know I am not married yet so I can't advice you on this Issue
NTB: But you don't have to be married to understand the nature of men, still Madame, (speaking to Olaafol) if you have a good man don't allow anything or anybody come between you two.
OLAAFOL: Thank you my dear, My husband is a true germ and I have told people that all men are not the same. Mine is dedicated to me and the family, nothing can come between us
AUST NNE: Amen o!
1ST COSTUMER: Una fit preach till tomorrow, my own be say u no fit trust any man! Even if na Reverend father.
BACK AT MR. VINCE'S RECIDENCE
Khamileon is now in the living room looking a bit sad while his younger sister PECULIER looks at him mischievously
MR. VINCE: is your mum not back from work yet I am starving.
KHAMILEON: No! (His dad looks at him closely because of his abrupt response)
MR. VINCE: Khami what's the matter?
KHAMILEON: Nothing! (His father looks at him again then smiles)
MR. VINCE: Come! come! come! (He walks over and sat close to him) It's the girl you told us about right?
KHAMILEON: Girl? no o! I am too much for any girl.
PECULIER: Ehen! Mr. Hot-Shot that's why nobody has ever seen you with any girl
MR. VINCE : Em! Peculier why don't you go make some food for me since your mum is not yet back. I am very hungry (that moment Olaafol walks in apologizing for coming late, after the hugs and kisses She takes Peculier to the kitchen to prepare their dinner and Mr vice was back to Khamileon) Listen son, we have always been able to discuss anything so why is this different?
KHAMILEON: I don't want to talk were Peculier is, you know her mouth..... Yes it is the girl
MR. VINCE : (smiles) I knew it. You see back in the days I used to be the hottest guy in town and...
NEXT DAY (AT THE CAMPUS)
EXTRA! EXTRA! It has been confirmed that Pa J the new Music sensation to hit Nigeria since Daddy Showkey has finally proposed to his girlfriend of two yrs Abike Soyinka. Though this is a very happy news, some female fans are not taking it lightly. Some have already said they would stop buying his music. Our guess is they want him single so they can continue their fantasy of marrying him someday. On the other hand lots of fans and friends who followed the turbulent history of their relationship were celebrating because they felt nobody else deserves Pa J but Abike.
4SATAT: (Throwing the paper on the ground as they walk) Darm! So this girl still got Pa J after all..
BLACKBUTTERFLY: (Cuts in) Yes she did, after you went behind her back to sleep with him
BOLANLE: And she was supposed to be your closest friend. Thank God they've both graduated because I was getting tired of settling your quarrels with Abike
4SATAT: Abeg you people shouldn't start with me today okay? Abike couldn't hang, and Pa J aren't seen nothing like this hot babe (pointing to herself) before. That guy did everything I wanted. You need to see him eating me out like I was ice cream.
BOLANLE: And where did that leave you now?
BLACKBUTTERFLY: Hmm! A Naija guy eating you up? In this campus for that matter! Well since you were the only one in the room with him you can say whatever you like. But just get off those Porno magazines you are hooked on, because it's clouding your mind from reality.
4SATAT: You girls don't know what time it is so just stop player hating aiight!!
BOLANLE: (laughing together with Blackbutterfly) Americana! We no even know road to airport we don dey blow Americana. If we come reach America Nnko?
BLACKBUTTERFLY: Na for Mad-People house dem go lock us up (Still laughing they ran into some guys)
OKESTRA007: Hey girls! what's up, were are you heading to?
4SATAT: What does it look like?
LUVMACHINE: If he knew he wouldn't be asking.
BLACKBUTTERFLY: We are off to sleep, we have been reading the whole day.
OKESTRA007: Oh I see, I just want to invite you girls to a get-together party at my crib.
4SATAT: Now you are talking! So who is all coming?? (u could see from Blackbutterly and Bolanle's face that they'd rather be going home to sleep than talking)
OKESTRA007: Most of the people you know.
4SATAT: I hope that Ashewo is not coming??
OKESTRA007: who?
4SATAT: OBARIBA!
LUVMACHINE: Ha! What has Otunba's daughter done to you to deserve been called Ashewo?
4SATAT: Ehen! House boy! I don call your name inside Abi? Otunba ko, Alafin ni...... Okestra don't worry we will be there
LUVMACHINE : (muttering to himself for fear of been heard) See am, troublemaker! She no even ask when be the party.
BLACKBUTTERFLY: I hope it's not tonight because we are really tired
OKESTRA007: No its in two days time, and I really hope to see you girls there.
4SATAT: I said we will be there no shaking!
......TO BE CONTINUED. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS BIT...WATCH OUT FOR PART.2 COMING SOON!! @copyright Khamileon 2005
PS: Moderator pls make this STICK.. Thanks
Last edited by khamileon; 10-11-2005 at 06:00 AM.
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