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Naijarules Drama! Help! Tea
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The NR DRAMA is strictly for fun and a figment of my imagination. It has absolutely nothing to do with anybody on this site: It’s a lil teaser to compensate fans of CAMPUS LIFE. I will write something more interesting than CL …so watch out for KHAMI’S FICTION or TRUE LIFE STORIES coming soon. In the meantime enjoy NR DRAMA
Help! Help! (I need Recipe for TEA)
Aristobabe: I need help urgently; does anybody know how to make Tea here? A friend of mine is coming from London and I want to surprise him with a special cup of Tea. Can anybody help a sister out?
Aristobabe: Helloooo!!! Why are you people ignoring me, I really need help with this. Anybody here knows how to make Tea?
KoloMan: Chai! This place is empty today, and I’ am so bored. Anybody in the house? Abeg make una show face not this one wey una dey hide dey read. Please come out!
I Dey Craze?: I dey Crazy? In the house. Sup Koloman I was here before but didn’t see anyone. By the way something has been going through my mind, why do we in the Diaspora love to put our Nollywood stars down. I mean we are always looking for the slightest thing to put them down yet we are very quick to tolerate their western counterparts.
Da-Pirate: @ I dey Craze? The Abami-Eda Fela Kuti calls it Kolomentality and it’s left for us the new generation to Change that. I met an Indian guy that told me Amitabachan is the greatest actor on earth and nothing on earth can change his opinion, but open your mouth and say Jim Iyke is a good actor and all hell will break loose
Hot-Boobs: @Da-Pirate Jim Iyke is my boo and baby father, but he aint got nothing on Denzel Washington (lol)
Aristobabe: So it has come to this where no one even bothers to reply me anymore, and I was the one that started this thread.
Da-Pirate: Hmmmmmmm!!! If I talk they will say Da-Pirate has started again, as much as I am tempted to respond to this rubbish, I will take the high part like others here. Now back to the Topic at hand @Hot-Boobs nobody is comparing Denzel and Jim, this is more about the non-stop putting down we in the Diaspora are found of doing
G-String: @Da-Pirate, are you saying we should celebrate mediocre?
KoloMan: @G-string, I hope you are not calling Jim Iyke a mediocre
G-String: @KoloMan, and what if I am? Actually he is a mediocre… that fake American wannabe. There you have it!
Tinuke-Nigga: @G-String, you be my friend o! But you better delete that rubbish you wrote up there before I go cyber slap you
Hot-Boobs: @G-String, No you didn’t just go there! What???? Na my own boo you dey insult for here? By the way I hear you depend on handouts from your numerous boyfriends as a source of living, so what would you know about celebrating a Star.
G-String: You can all jump into the Thames River for all I care. Jim Iyke is fake now drink poison over it
Murder-Rator: Hey ladies please take it easy and act like grown ups for once
G-String: @Murder-Rator, please don’t even start with me. You kept quiet while they were insulting me and now you want to give advice. Please keep your advice to yourself.
KoloMan: I feel sorry for the Men wey go marry some of you ladies. Some of una go just come internet with so much anger and negative vibe as if una dey win prize for here. While people like SexyMiss-Thing met a guy here and is happily married with kids you are here running your mouth like you are on Olympic
G-String: @KoloMan, and when did anyone tell you she is looking for a husband amongst you bunch of retards and low lives? I would remain single forever than marry one of you no good Idiots
SexyMiss-Thing: @G-String, my husband is the best thing that could happen to anyone, and I met him here so there are lots of good people here thanks
KoloMan: @G-String, I am referring to normal Ladies and not girls like you that prostitute for Mac Donald’s. Maybe your Lazy Ass should get a real job before you get infected.
Aristobabe: So my Tea thread has turned into something else again shey? Meaning nobody wants to teach me how to make Tea
Da-Pirate: @Aristobabe why don’t you just shut up instead of making a fool of yourself in public. If you are seeking attention why don’t you go about it another way at least G-String is representing her bad self to the core. If you don’t know how to make a cup of Tea, then maybe you should take G-String’s advice and jump into the Thames River
Murder-Rator: I won’t warn you guys again
G-String: @ Murder-Rator, shey you allowed them to insult me before you show your face again. I don’t have time for your partiality, but before you close the thread just allow me reply, @KoloMan It’s your sister, mother, grandmother and great grandmother that will prostitute for the rest of their lives. Even in their graves they will keep on prostituting. Stupid bastard that just discovered the internet and believes he can run his mouth without anybody saying anything.
Aristobabe: @Da-Pirate I don’t have time for your stupidity today so I will ignore you
Tinuke-Nigga: @Aristobabe, no be say I dey support Da-Pirate o! But how a grown woman go say she no sabi how to make Tea nah? A little baby self sabi how to make Tea. Even if you wan form Shakara or Aje-butter for here, you for use something else no be Tea. The thing get as e be
SexyMiss-Thing: @Aristobabe that was why nobody responded because it’s difficult to understand that you actually don’t know how to make Tea. If an Edo lady wants to learn how to make Ofe Oha an Igbo person can teach or a Yoruba wants to learn how to make Starch and banga soup a Delta person can teach, but this your Tea business get as e be.
Aristobabe: I thought you guys are my friends and I could ask or learn things from you, instead its insult and making me feel like a fool
Engris-Tisha: Its with Astonishment and wonderment that I read this thread, where a lovely belle ask an Innocent question “Can you teach me how to make Tea”? This innocent question digressed to a point where people reveal sensitive information about each other as if they were on a clandestine mission to save the Crown of her Royal Majesty, whose crown is decorated with rubies and different precious stones stolen from the continent of Africa. And not to digress myself, I must put myself in the shoes of Aristobabe who feels lost and lonely now like Alice in the wonderland instead of amongst compatriots which itself is a mirror of our rather scarred country where A become Z and F becomes W revealing the deep hole or rather distrust or lack of understanding of ourselves. Thinking everybody should know what you know, believing everybody must think like you, which naturally breeds pretence. Everybody must now act out what society dictates and Appearance becomes the other of the day, even if I don’t know something I act like I do so I wont be mocked or laugh at. @Aristobabe, to make Tea. You put in fresh water into a clean pot and bring to boil under the heat of fire, that is if you don’t have a water boiler. Once the water is boiling take one Tea bag, put in a Tea cup and pour the hot water into it. Allow the Tea to sit for a minute depending on how strong you want your Tea. Take out the Tea bag, add one teaspoon of sugar or honey depends on your preference. If you want English Tea add a little cream, which you call Milk, otherwise the Tea is ready. I hope your friend likes your Tea.
Hot-Boobs: Chimoooooooo!!!!! Make una come see wetin Aristobabe cause o! Chei my stomach is aching from laughing!!
Tinuke-Nigga: Meself never fit catch my breath finish! Wow! This Engris-Tisha no go kill person.
I Dey Craze?: Instead of you to think of how to put money together and send him to a shrink you are busy laughing. Aristobabe come see ya boyfriend don reply you o!
SexyMiss-Thing: Its always non stop entertainment on this site. I swear Engris-Tisha no go kill person for this site. Ehen! @I dey Craze? Why did you say he is Aristobabe’s boyfriend nah?
Murder-Rator: Haba! Engrish-Tisha easy o! Ha!
KoloMan: @ SexyMiss-Thing, Didn’t you see he called her lovely belle (lol)
Aristobabe:@Engris-Tisha thank you so much. I made the Tea and it came out fine, I really appreciate this. Thanks again. The rest of you can laugh all you want.
Murder-Rator: Now that everybody seems to be in a good spirit, I think it’s the proper time to close this thread before fight starts again. This Thread is officially CLOSED!
Hope y’all enjoyed this, if YES pls post your comments and Watch out for another Edition of NR DRAMA!
.....Kham
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