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Wrong here sister, pray never to meet a man who's been boozed, the mind at this time is on zero level. If you cannot connect the mind (emotions) with the actions going down below, forget it. The guy can stay like forever.
Sex is not actually about the physical, but the mental. If one is mentally connected to the partner in affection, ..... Zap! zap! ......the "juice and cream" begins to flow from them.
By the time the consciousness of them both is on how long they stay in the action, they may have succeeded in having a long F**k, but without actually making love.
It is not about how long you stay in the action, it is about how relaxed and satisfied you are after the action and if you can still hold yourselves together in warmth to sleep after the deal is signed. Or will it be a situation where they will both lay at different sides of the bed thinking to themselves like:
Boy: Chei this babe too spoil o , see the wey she almost kill be with this thing.
Hey! this girl na real cheerful giver o!
Girl: Na God go punish you, see as e dey pound the thing like say I no be
human being. If I fall sick now, before I know it,
he don begin sample another girl.... Idiot.
Let me stop here, before I begin write an essay.
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08-14-2008, 01:29 PM
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Ifreke, eka fo odiongo ke kekere uto mkpo emi, uwo!?  
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08-14-2008, 04:03 PM
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Ifreke, eka fo odiongo ke kekere uto mkpo emi, uwo!? |
 U tink sey i no understand? 
I hope sey she no go tell Ebbe sey I dey harrass am (BBFLY) for NRs! 
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08-14-2008, 04:37 PM
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I no get ya time!!
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Bloody Hell...and here i was thinking Sex was just ehm..SEX!
Not knowing it was a metaphysical, megascopic effing mental challenge that requires skilll and varied interpretation.......................Wow...Who knew??
Una byebye
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08-14-2008, 04:41 PM
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Ah babe you see am...
me dat was sleeping during sex ed class  ...
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08-14-2008, 04:56 PM
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Long enough to be done by the time elevator hits the 8th floor, assuming you started at the 1st.
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08-14-2008, 05:59 PM
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Long enough to be done by the time elevator hits the 8th floor, assuming you started at the 1st.
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Thats below quickie hommy! Thats like Extra micro quickie.. 
Abi you dey talk about the elevator wey dey Asaba?
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08-14-2008, 06:30 PM
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Thats below quickie hommy! Thats like Extra micro quickie..
Abi you dey talk about the elevator wey dey Asaba? |
Let's let the mind take a poetic trip, your interpretation should be as good as others'. What if NEPA shows up and elevator stops?
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08-15-2008, 06:20 AM
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U tire too? Me sef tire!
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08-15-2008, 11:10 AM
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Una neva finis? 
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08-15-2008, 12:01 PM
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finis wetin?
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yeh fm, finish wetin?
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09-03-2008, 05:22 AM
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