Thread: Who Wants to Rest in Peace?

Hello? Who are you?

Hello Ma, my name is Sammy Yoyo the award winning shakabula-special-journalist all the way from NR!

Ehen? What do you want?

I am calling to arrange an interview with you, Ma. Remember since you came back nobody has heard any of your special grammar...

Came back from where?

Haba, madam! We all know the whole story especially with your absence at the independence...

Look! Look! Look! I have no time for this, please stop calling here!

But, madam...

I do not want any of you journalist coming to me now, please! This is because I am resting in peace here.

What can you say about the doctors and the nurses who...

As for the doctors and nurses, you can help me to thank all the doctors and nurses who are responding to all my treatment!

What treatment, ma-Dame?

Hen's fought, no more comments because I am so far two tired to be talking, thank you and stop calling here!

She hangs up!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED!