Wai u de sok mai bloodu naw? Na u sabi o! I bin tink sey na mistake na im u maki! I bin tink sey u de mai camp o!

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Well she nor dey your camp.
Now VAMOOSE and stop disturbing my sister.

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Na tribunal I go carri u go if u no taki taimu! U de chase dog comot from excrement na u go chop am? Nonesense, up and down

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Dude, I control a whole squad of insurgents. Don't let me unleash them on you.

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WERE YOU THERE? SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am always in your camp sha... why you sometimes remind me of ma other brother da dictator? I know you no be him but you like to copy him small small...

U mean de wans wey de run belle? Na starvation na im I go tek keep dem in control o!

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No o! na pio concidence be dat O! Me? I bi mai own pesin O....Botu emm, haw about attending dinner for mai Masion.......sey 8.30pm. No worry, I go send mai driver maki im carri u com eh!

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u go pay for the dinner? u no dey ask us to do Dutch o' or tell me u go visit powder room and then u vamos a la casa

Dinner is 100% on me! I don pass dat kain ting naw! U sabi sey i no dey chop outsai my Presidential Mansion! De invitation na for mai Masion! U don ready? bicos I go dispatch de driver kwik kwik maki im bring u com. Don worri i go personally show u around mai Presidential resdential quarters after awa dinner!

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Do I have to be there inorder to know it sounds like the plot of a Nollywood movie?

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ooh God! breast ironing? what kind of a ridiculous and mad idea is that one..?.infact my head is spinning right now. dont know what to say

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Just thank God you weren't born in Cameroon.

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Mallam take ur time oh .Cameroon is one of d only two bilingual c'tries in d world.Rich in oil n pretty gals,just 2 name a few.I am proud 2 be a cameroonian.

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I meant no harm madam. I've got a Cameroonian lady friend. Maybe I should ask her if the they .................... never mind.

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