Dear Mr Mourinho
....This na Pa J wey dey follo U yan so.Now..U fit no sabi me O..but na me be dat invinsible sideline jujuman wey dey do sideline incantation those dozen or so games wey una leave am till the last minute to score and win matches.Now...mai I confess,before U come Chelsea I been dey follo Arsenal before before ...but dem fokop and trade my boy Kanu so I vex come join una! I still like Arsenal too though but as una snatch title from Manure mouff di ting sweet me so teeeeey...I join! Becos....Manure na one team wey I hate from here to Kutuwenji! Dem arrongant,pompous,cocky and dat dia yeye manager don chew all the bazooka joe for England finish!I begin hate dem when Chelsea,with Babayaro and Gianfranco Zola wire dem 6-0 in 1999 and these vagabonds begin troway blow for wembley!O-Gini?Na which kin hooliganism be dis..dem no dey whip pesin na im Chelsea whip dem?Anyway..make we fast foward...2007...
...Mr Mourinho..I take God beg U...I know E early for xmas but please I take all my Oshoronga Mothers beg U..make sure U wire Manure some serious caning on Saturday abeg!I get like a dozen Manure shriners wey be my paddypaddy...extending from yanki to Nigeria wey ready to mock me from hia to Kingdom come if Manure win..abeg no let dat happen O!Abeg make U do dem like AC Milan do dem abeg!To celebrate di ting sef I don buy Agege bread wey go accompany dat English Tea wey I buy for E-BAY.This weekend na serious miliki weekend after we show Manure the reason why Kanda and real meat no be mate!
Pa

__________________
....Perception Is Everything....

Pa

kai i just stumbled upon this thread, i sure say Mourinho no fit read am buti i know say God show am everything for dream

__________________
I'M TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED

Pa J,you are way too funny abeg. So khaki and kpomo no be the same?
Don't worry God go do say Chelsea go show them peper.