Dear All,



The death is reported of the GREEN EAGLE at the Ohene Djan sports Stadium on the 03-Feb-08. The body was laid in state at the forecourt of the Fiesta Royale Hotel, North Dworwulu (adjacent to the head offices of Nestle Ghana Ltd), Accra.



According to Doctor’s post mortem report, the GREEN EAGLE died of two teaspoonfuls of goals. It was revealed by doctors that the eagles showed signs of ill-health at the Essipon stadium in Sekondi between 20-Jan-08 and 03-Feb-08 before being flown to Ohene Djan for intensive care, but gave up the ghost after 93 minutes of soccer surgery.



Chief Mourner: Alhaji Umar Musa Yar’adua (Aso Rock, Abuja – Nigeria)



Children: Augustine Eguavon, Stephen Keshi, Rashid Yekini, Garba Lawal, Friday Ekpo, Sunday Oliseh, Sampson Siasia, Emmanuel Amunike, Mitiu Adepoju, Finidi George, Agu Alloy, Amokachie.



Grand Children: Nwanko Kanu, Joseph Yobo, John Utaka, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, Obafemi Martins, Mikel Obi, Nsorfor , Nwaneri, Austin Ejide, Taiwo Taye, Odemwienge, Danny Shittu.



Uncles: Olusegun Obasanjo, Mahamadu Buhari, Abdulsalam Abubakar, Wole Soyinka, Sani Abacha, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, Chief Emeka Anyaoku.



IN-LAWS: Dele Momodu, Dr. Adanugu, Clem Ohameze, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Zack Orji, 2Face idibia, John Okafor.



Meanwhile, the BLACK STARS of Ghana were invited to the Osu police station for interrogation in connection with the murder of the Green Eagle. During prosecution at the Accra fast track high court, Captain John Mensah pleaded guilty to the murder charge.



Presenting the case, the bias referee Mohammed Benouza from Algeria( May his sins be forgiven), revealed that he saw Junior Agogo & Michael Essien putting 1 teaspoonful of poisonous dosages of goals each into the cocoa-net of goal keeper Austin Ejide in the 38th & 83rd minutes respectively.



Though the rest of the STARS were acquitted and discharged, Essien & Agogo were sentenced to 1 goal each with surety to appear at the semi final match between the winners of the cameroun/Tunisia quarter final match.



Meanwhile, reports reaching us indicates that SOS messages have been sent from Nigeria to the EAGLES camp that only one member ( Mikel Obi) of the deceased family would be allowed to enter Nigeria . The rest return at their own risk & danger.

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Psalm 34 vrs. 19
Many are the afflictions of the righteous, but the Lord delivers him from them all.

You missed one of the chief mourners, Paa Jeremiah

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Christ in you ...... is the Hope of Glory

I think Paa Jeremiah is under false identity! He keeps changing his name so it's really hard to know his real name. But I believe Paj is in there somewhere under an assumed name.

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Psalm 34 vrs. 19
Many are the afflictions of the righteous, but the Lord delivers him from them all.

Easy now it's just a game

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CHERISH YOUR VISIONS AND YOUR DREAMS AS THEY ARE THE CHILDREN OF YOUR SOUL; THE BLUEPRINTS OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS

goseiant, u're not serious o!

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Push will get a person almost anywhere-except through a door marked “pull.”

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle
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My dear, don't worry, this is just teasing.

The black stars should pray that they don't meet the Ivorian team in semi-finals or finals (this is if they make it there). The Ivorians are a force to reckon with. Allez les Eléphants!!!

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Psalm 34 vrs. 19
Many are the afflictions of the righteous, but the Lord delivers him from them all.

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JUST LOOK AT THE SUNNY SIDE OF EVERYTHING AND MAKE YOUR OPTIMISIM COME TRUE

for a moment i thought something serious and sad had happened.

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Am crazily talented, they just dont know it yet.

Habeeb's world

Don't worry Moviewizard, breaking news could equally be good news!!

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Psalm 34 vrs. 19
Many are the afflictions of the righteous, but the Lord delivers him from them all.

Me too.

.....another tasteless dose of the usually lame Ghanaian attempt @ Comedy....

Pa

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....Perception Is Everything....

Pa

Ricardo, for food's sake, where the fruits have you been hiding?

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Gose, please tell me I can email this to someone please...hahahahahahahahahahahaahha
You are nuts!

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"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."

God...4 a minute i thot sumthin serious had happened..abeg change d title of dis thread

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