..*doorbell rings* door cracks open..
Bolt:"Hello?Wha'Gwan?"
IOC President:"Mr Bolt....we'd like to have a word with you"..
Bolt:...."hey....Asafa...put dah weed away man...put dah weed away....we 'ave a bomboklat visitar 'ere man....".
Asafa:*pssssssssssthhhhhhhssssssssssss...*cough cough*

..."Yah man..Yah man..."
IOC:"oh...what U coughing for"?
Bolt:"Too mach axygin in ah mi lungs man....no prablem"....
IOC:"I see....in lieu of your recent world records...we've been instructed to conduct a dru..."
Bolt:"Bomboklaaaaat!WHEN? NOW?"
IOC:"Yes Sir....we brought the apparatus with us..."
Bolt:"RAAAAAAAAAAASKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!

ME OUTTA HIA MAN!!" *cracks the door open and bolts downthe hotel hallway...
IOC:"Come back here!....hey..Carl (Lewis)...don't just sit there..chase that guy!...U can catch him?!!"
Carl Lewis:"rrrrr....iiiight..."..