
Originally Posted by
Crystalgirl
Uhmmm, food for thought.
Let see what we can work out. So a child hits teenage at age 13
Assuming you schooled in Nigeria where average age at entrance to Univ = 16
- assuming you graduated at 15 (adjusted for intelligence)
- assuming you spent one year sorting out the usual JAMB wahala - 16yo
Assuming a four year degree - 16 -21 y.o (adjusted for ASUU strikes)
Assuming you pregnanted 'Sisi Joeda' sometime during your first degree
Add to earliest teen age - 16 + 13 -20 + 13
= 29 -33yo
Adjust for knowledge of old school music, hairstyles, programmes, movies, shows, artistes at 90% confidence interval, add a further five years.
Therefore, current age = 34 -39yo at 10% error margin.
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