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Pen · #**226** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by grafikdon

Isn't that luvly...e still dey pain me o so... I mean really e pain me so bad I lost my appetite for one week. I hope u can make that agony go away

LOL. Anyway, [some of] the worst movies i have ever seen are:

1. high street babes[girls?] starring Shan George.\What killed me most about the movie was the way the girls kept chanting, 'high street girls! high street girls!! anytime you see a high street girl, pepper go dey rest! go dey rset!! go dey rest!!!' it was so annoying it was funny. i saw it years ago but the silly chant still haunts me; thats how come i remember it in the first place!

2. sisters on the run [or something like that] starring Victoria Iyama among others. Now apart from many other things, one teeth-gritting aspect of this movie was the fatc that it had to be a sister-act copy. well, not everything in it sha but they definitely aped sister-act when the nuns were on the street singing for money. as in they had mics and all that. then...wait for this...the mic that vic was using to sing had its cord tied securely around it. and it was supposed to be in use? WTF?!!! then of course, the singing was upsetting as the voices were laid in the studio and the lip sync was zero.

3. African Queen. starring Ini Edo, Funmi Holder and Michael whatshisname. no need to go on about this movie, but suffice to say i was sufficiently subdued by the sheer lack of cohesion of it. it awed me. in a very negative sense. the costume...no sync. the story...watery. like i said on the African Queen thread, i sincerely hope the producer wasnt taking herself too seriously with this movie. BTW I saw michael at the Girl power unleashed thingy at Eko Hotel last wkend and he looked fine...nice jacket and very very fine red shirt. we gisted and i bet he doesnt know i think he cannot act. lol.

4. the most exclusive girl in africa. starring one lady with big hips [who even did a music video some years after] and produced by Rosemary Ingbi.
i wont waste my words on this movie. i will just say, it is the most pointless, premise-less, directionless, creativity-void crap ever made in the name of a movie. i doubt if there will be any ohter movie in the future that will surpass this in crappiness.

ddizzle · #**227** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pen

LOL. Anyway, [some of] the worst movies i have ever seen are:

1. high street babes[girls?] starring Shan George.\What killed me most about the movie was the way the girls kept chanting, 'high street girls! high street girls!! anytime you see a high street girl, pepper go dey rest! go dey rset!! go dey rest!!!' it was so annoying it was funny. i saw it years ago but the silly chant still haunts me; thats how come i remember it in the first place!

2. sisters on the run [or something like that] starring Victoria Iyama among others. Now apart from many other things, one teeth-gritting aspect of this movie was the fatc that it had to be a sister-act copy. well, not everything in it sha but they definitely aped sister-act when the nuns were on the street singing for money. as in they had mics and all that. then...wait for this...the mic that vic was using to sing had its cord tied securely around it. and it was supposed to be in use? WTF?!!! then of course, the singing was upsetting as the voices were laid in the studio and the lip sync was zero.

3. African Queen. starring Ini Edo, Funmi Holder and Michael whatshisname. no need to go on about this movie, but suffice to say i was sufficiently subdued by the sheer lack of cohesion of it. it awed me. in a very negative sense. the costume...no sync. the story...watery. like i said on the African Queen thread, i sincerely hope the producer wasnt taking herself too seriously with this movie. BTW I saw michael at the Girl power unleashed thingy at Eko Hotel last wkend and he looked fine...nice jacket and very very fine red shirt. we gisted and i bet he doesnt know i think he cannot act. lol.

4. the most exclusive girl in africa. starring one lady with big hips [who even did a music video some years after] and produced by Rosemary Ingbi.
i wont waste my words on this movie. i will just say, it is the most pointless, premise-less, directionless, creativity-void crap ever made in the name of a movie. i doubt if there will be any ohter movie in the future that will surpass this in crappiness.

I found the film funny lmao...and i love the way they chanted the song

its wasnt that bad for me

Simisola · #**228** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pen

LOL. Anyway, [some of] the worst movies i have ever seen are:

1. high street babes[girls?] starring Shan George.\What killed me most about the movie was the way the girls kept chanting, 'high street girls! high street girls!! anytime you see a high street girl, pepper go dey rest! go dey rset!! go dey rest!!!' it was so annoying it was funny. i saw it years ago but the silly chant still haunts me; thats how come i remember it in the first place!

2. sisters on the run [or something like that] starring Victoria Iyama among others. Now apart from many other things, one teeth-gritting aspect of this movie was the fatc that it had to be a sister-act copy. well, not everything in it sha but they definitely aped sister-act when the nuns were on the street singing for money. as in they had mics and all that. then...wait for this...the mic that vic was using to sing had its cord tied securely around it. and it was supposed to be in use? WTF?!!! then of course, the singing was upsetting as the voices were laid in the studio and the lip sync was zero.

3. African Queen. starring Ini Edo, Funmi Holder and Michael whatshisname. no need to go on about this movie, but suffice to say i was sufficiently subdued by the sheer lack of cohesion of it. it awed me. in a very negative sense. the costume...no sync. the story...watery. like i said on the African Queen thread, i sincerely hope the producer wasnt taking herself too seriously with this movie. BTW I saw michael at the Girl power unleashed thingy at Eko Hotel last wkend and he looked fine...nice jacket and very very fine red shirt. we gisted and i bet he doesnt know i think he cannot act. lol.

4. the most exclusive girl in africa. starring one lady with big hips [who even did a music video some years after] and produced by Rosemary Ingbi.
i wont waste my words on this movie. i will just say, it is the most pointless, premise-less, directionless, creativity-void crap ever made in the name of a movie. i doubt if there will be any ohter movie in the future that will surpass this in crappiness.

U're just too harsh. I hope u told him dat he's got a strong fan base here on NR sha.

Abike · #**229** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 03:50 PM

Dog's Meeting.......

Simisola · #**230** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Abike

Dog's Meeting.......

U're joking me right? Is dat really a homvie title?

blackbutterfly · #**231** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 04:31 PM

I forgot this other useless one I borrowed at the initial stages of my watching Nigerian films:

Condom Is The Answer - Starring Alex Lopez and guy who haven't seen in movies since then, Ose BABAAAAAAAA!!!

Simisola · #**232** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by blackbutterfly

I forgot this other useless one I borrowed at the initial stages of my watching Nigerian films:

Condom Is The Answer - Starring Alex Lopez and guy who haven't seen in movies since then, Ose BABAAAAAAAA!!!

Laaaawwwwdaaaa mercy, r u really winding me up right now? And i thought nollywood was getting a bit better.

Alex Lopez usually appears in crappy films anyways. (God pls forgive me)

Candylecious · #**233** (**permalink**) 03-26-2007, 07:20 PM

Jeta Amata's Amazing Grace: I wouldnt really say worst, but it sure nuff comes damn close!!

blessingekwere · #**234** (**permalink**) 03-27-2007, 04:36 AM

for crying out loud,nollywood is getting better but just that some havent yet found where they belong.
some of them are really making us proud while some are just a waste of space.
let's also appreciate those who deserve to be appreciated!!!

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Originally Posted by Simisola

Laaaawwwwdaaaa mercy, r u really winding me up right now? And i thought nollywood was getting a bit better.

Alex Lopez usually appears in crappy films anyways. (God pls forgive me)

vince · #**235** (**permalink**) 03-27-2007, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by blessingekwere

let's also appreciate those who deserve to be appreciated!!!

We have a thread for that also,and it is a sticky too,and well visited.
This one for condemning those who deserve to be condemned.
Naijarule takes care of everything,you see.

Pen · #**236** (**permalink**) 03-27-2007, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Simisola

U're just too harsh. I hope u told him dat he's got a strong fan base here on NR sha.

naaah!! i witheld that information. wink. meanhwile, the guy just acted a new mmovie. the script was good and i wasnt sure if he would do his role justice, but i saw him on location once and well, the director said he didnt do too baadly. lets see. hmm. i think the movie willbe released in may or so. lets keepour fingers crossed. personally, i just think they give him roles because of his skin colour. call it simplistic but i have a feeeling some see him as the new Rhamsey although his acting skills compared to the former's are of course below par.

Pen · #**237** (**permalink**) 03-27-2007, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by vince

We have a thread for that also,and it is a sticky too,and well visited.
This one for condemning those who deserve to be condemned.
Naijarule takes care of everything,you see.

Abi o...

blessingekwere · #**238** (**permalink**) 03-27-2007, 08:11 AM

now i get u babes
some of them should be banned from nollywood,cos they are conterminating others,which isnt good for the growth of nollywood at all,that film called African Queen is.........................oh my God i dnt even know the adjective to use in describing it at all, and by the way what Ini Edo doing there in the first place,i think she was bored at home that film is............can someone help me out here.......................?

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Originally Posted by vince

We have a thread for that also,and it is a sticky too,and well visited.
This one for condemning those who deserve to be condemned.
Naijarule takes care of everything,you see.

Ladi · #**239** (**permalink**) 04-06-2007, 03:50 PM

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THA HELL DOUBLE GAME IS ABOUT!!!!!!?????

FEAT CHIOMA C, DESMOND ELLIOT

HOW CAN THEY KILL A PERSON IN PART ONE TWICE!!!!! AND THEN SHOW UP IN PART TWO?

I THINK THE EDITOR SCREWED THE DIRECTOR OVER WITH THIS ONE COS THE SCENES WERE ALL SCREWED UP AND THE STORY MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER...EEERRH

simini · #**240** (**permalink**) 05-18-2007, 09:29 AM

To Love A Stranger. Hated it. Eucharia was okay fine. But the white Amerian chap: is he a not supposed to be like from the middle East? and the Girl in the movie, her acting was WACK!