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Field Marshal · #91 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by KikisMuffin

Good day dearest

Bia nu mu nso!

ddizzle · #92 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 12:50 PM

The Lessons ive learnt from nollywood flicks are

Dont wear purple and red (a no no in fashion)
Black eyeshadow in excess is really bad
Movie Stars are just like you and me, after all they sometimes need to hop on okada
Thats all for now!!

foxxy · #93 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 01:36 PM

i learn not to say everything about my marrige to a long time friend, i might recently

bnf84ofDakar · #94 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 03:00 PM

the lessons are:
keep ur family mostly ur mom out of ur marriage if u wanna be happy

if u have a secret don't tell ur best friend or u might as well confess may be then u will be forgiven

rich men only have 2 daughters like J Kerry and G Bush

damselangel · #95 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 03:46 PM

Why is it that in most naija movies,the couples will hv to stay for 7 to 10 years b4 dey concieve.And they need to consult the witch doctor b4 their prayers could be answered.

Atlakos · #96 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 09:54 PM

i have learnt that i can use the words loosely such as
"I have fallen in love with you"
even at the very moment i meet a man or a man meets a woman.

I have learnt an Sports Utitlity Vehicle is also referred as a Jeep
Hummer Jeep, Rav4 Jeep, Range Rover Jeep, Escalade Jeep and the list goes on

I have learnt that when some one needs an emergency such as collapse or faints rather than call an ambulance or call for the nearest help to take them to the hospital - oH no no no my dear, "No need for that"
Rather, "screaming and shouting their name in their ear or shaking them very hard will possibly wake them up from their comma

Honourable · #97 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Atlakos

i have learnt that i can use the words loosely such as
"I have fallen in love with you"
even at the very moment i meet a man or a man meets a woman.

I have learnt an Sports Utitlity Vehicle is also referred as a Jeep
Hummer Jeep, Rav4 Jeep, Range Rover Jeep, Escalade Jeep and the list goes on

I have learnt that when some one needs an emergency such as collapse or faints rather than call an ambulance or call for the nearest help to take them to the hospital - oH no no no my dear, "No need for that"
Rather, "screaming and shouting their name in their ear or shaking them very hard will possibly wake them up from their comma

Chei! Atlakos!

You know these ppl too damn well oh....any small thing na....."I'm falling in love with you"...even at the first time of meeting......

blackbutterfly · #98 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 09:43 AM

I have learned that as a university student na sugar daddy or rich boyfriend dey pay my school fees,not my parents.

I have learned that once bobo go yankee come back the village girl him bin dey toast before no dey look good again, o. Who wan chop eba when hin don chop hamburger finish?

I have learned transition from village girl to city girl MUST involve relaxer, red lipstick and tiro

I have learned that I can be married or engaged without ring to show for it

I have learned that housegirl, houseboy and gateman MUST be abused

I have learned that mama must dance when I give her money

I have learned that my doctor never ever has a specific name for mama's sickness but he will "run all the necessary scans and tests."

samira · #99 (**permalink**) 10-30-2006, 12:09 PM

I learnt that it takes 12 months to deliver a baby due to witch craft