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Old 04-18-2006, 08:50 AM
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Lightbulb Lessons learnt from watching nolly flicks

I have always heard people say that some nolly flicks are morally educative,if not intellectually.So what have you,NR members, personally learnt from watching these homvies since the first day you started watching them.This thread covers nolly homvies of all genres and languages.
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cant list titles here, but i have personally learnt that love does not need to be helped in anyway love is natural, u cant make someone love u by resorting to juju/jazz whatever, ofcourse we women are sometimes desperate. but honestly love doesnt need any help.

( vince i hope i got the question right abi?)
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cant list titles here, but i have personally learnt that love does not need to be helped in anyway love is natural, u cant make someone love u by resorting to juju/jazz whatever, ofcourse we women are sometimes desperate. but honestly love doesnt need any help.

( vince i hope i got the question right abi?)
You did fine,but is that all?
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:13 PM
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One in many lessons I have learnt is this...

Never ever bring an old flame back or toy with an old one if you're not prepared to face and deal with the consequences, it leads to a lot of nasty mess and might uproot old wicked feelings that are best left buried (hurt, lust, etc).

I might be back for more lessons...don't touch that dial (this is not a promise)
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i learnt how to go to babalawo if i wanna get me a rich man and keep him.

i learnt that you should never have sex, bcos first attempt kperen like this from naija movies, the next thing is that you'll start throwing up and your hair will start looking like a chicken in labor room.
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i have learnt that,ur boy friend is ur personal property(asset),and not to share with ur friends,not even ur best friend.
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i learnt how to go to babalawo if i wanna get me a rich man and keep him.

i learnt that you should never have sex, bcos first attempt kperen like this from naija movies, the next thing is that you'll start throwing up and your hair will start looking like a chicken in labor room.
mealone u too much
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I learnt not to marry into polygamos family
I learnt how to put Alabukun into Efo soup
I learnt how insult someone in yoruba and fire it well well and at the same time tieing my headtie around my waste and start jumping as if fire de under my yansh.
I learnt that all Igbo men are ritualists and after titels.
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I learnt not to marry into polygamos family
I learnt how to put Alabukun into Efo soup
I learnt how insult someone in yoruba and fire it well well and at the same time tieing my headtie around my waste and start jumping as if fire de under my yansh.
I learnt that all Igbo men are ritualists and after titels.
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u and mealone too dey for same category
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i learnt how to go to babalawo if i wanna get me a rich man and keep him.
i learnt that you should never have sex, bcos first attempt kperen like this from naija movies, the next thing is that you'll start throwing up and your hair will start looking like a chicken in labor room.
Mealone! Girl, you're something

...I think you meant never go to a Babalawo or Jazzy Priest for love portions or get rich quick charms because if the concoction turns grimy, you'll become a mad person and start walking the streets of Lagos, Ibadan or Aba.

Lesson 3: If you think you're under a voodoo spell or things aren't going well for ya, get the tongue speaking church members, they'll take care of those whippersnapper demons for ya.

Lesson 4: (To add to what Nene said above) When you introduce your bestfriend to your boo, keep a hawk eye on her or she'll snatch him from under your nose before you could say a-doodle-doo. Keep your friends that are girls away from your honey as much as possible.

Lesson 5: If you don't have IT don't push to live up to the Jones or you'll get yourself in trouble (e.g. Face of Africa).

Lesson 6: Seeking revenge is not always sweet instead it will get you in trouble, so let it go (e.g. Men Do Cry).

Might come back with more....
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1. i learnt that if your mommy gives you granulated sugar to put inside your hubby's food for more love, tell her to use it and drink garri.
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I also learnt that if I live for fillage I must either fall in love with the Prince or with the King or with both of them
I learnt that usually mama's best friend finish the whole family
i also learnt that joining a cult is not a bad thing o...it is like a sport club!
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I also learnt that if I live for fillage I must either fall in love with the Prince or with the King or with both of them
I learnt that usually mama's best friend finish the whole family
i also learnt that joining a cult is not a bad thing o...it is like a sport club!
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