The Flop Alarm Thread

[mamarita]

Originally posted by vince
Fila Daddy!Iru title oshi wo ni yen?!
The title sef is dumb.

I know eh. Its actually FILA as in Cap. It was just a really stupid movie, a total waste of my 70 minutes, I wish I could have that wasted time back. And they killed the INTERNET!!!!!!! Imagine a sentence like "I have hosted him on the internet" or "I have been browsing for months looking for your husband on the computer". The word BROWSE kills me, it pinches me with tiny knives.


Do these producers actually look into what they are doing before doing it. I mean someone else was "troubleshooting" his pc because the servers were down, and we see him playing with the keyboard!!!!!!!!! LORD HELP ME.

[vince]

Anyway,there are still worse ones to come.

[mamarita]

Originally posted by vince
Anyway,there are still worse ones to come.

And you will be there to catch them all

[vince]

Originally posted by mamarita
And you will be there to catch them all

Whosai!I will swerve all of them,by the grace of God!!

[mamarita]

Oya match forward, go find ya AMEN elsewhere

I bought a yoruba movie call ori ni, all in the hope to see an actress who played the lead role in AREWA. I was totally disappointed, the acting, directing and even the actors put me right off. That would teach me not to buy movies made in London. Totally a waste of my time.

[toyin]

Originally posted by mamarita
I know eh. Its actually FILA as in Cap. It was just a really stupid movie, a total waste of my 70 minutes, I wish I could have that wasted time back. And they killed the INTERNET!!!!!!! Imagine a sentence like "I have hosted him on the internet" or "I have been browsing for months looking for your husband on the computer". The word BROWSE kills me, it pinches me with tiny knives.


Do these producers actually look into what they are doing before doing it. I mean someone else was "troubleshooting" his pc because the servers were down, and we see him playing with the keyboard!!!!!!!!! LORD HELP ME.

I totally agree with you on this one. I doubt if I have seen a film this bad. The man playing with the keyboard made it soooooooooo obvious he'd never typed for real in his life as he kept punching the keyboards meaninglessly. I blame myself for watching a film so titled!

[Videoscope]

If you love your life, stay away from VILLAGE CRISIS; it'll probably bore you to death!
Starring Andy Okonkwo and Patience Ozokwor, it consists of scene after scene of Patience, who plays Okonkwo's mother, lamenting the fact that her son had decided to marry a girl from a neighbouring village whom she does not want him to marry. No reason is given for her stance, other than that the people from that village are "just not good." I can't remember the name of the guy who played his father, but the next thing I knew, his father was dead and the girl's presence in his life is being blamed for his father's death. It just goes down hill from there, with one boring scene after another.

And then the other day I saw part two on the shelf. The guy in thr store gave me a funny. I didn't realize how loudly I was snorting.

[lady_vexy]

i think dis movie called 'MY SWEAT' sucks

[toyin]

Originally posted by vince
Fila Daddy!Iru title oshi wo ni yen?!
The title sef is dumb.

Has anyone got Oyato Part 2-DVD to lend me pls.

Na wa o Toyin, how person go fit lend you a dvd? We sabi you?

[Ziggy]

Originally posted by DEMAB30
Na wa o Toyin, how person go fit lend you a dvd? We sabi you?

[toyin]

Originally posted by DEMAB30
Na wa o Toyin, how person go fit lend you a dvd? We sabi you?

well, am a sistah leavin in the uk. Two kids, 1 loving hubby and lots of naija films....

[vince]

Originally posted by toyin
Has anyone got Oyato Part 2-DVD to lend me pls.

Did you just say DVD?
You mean VCD,abi.Wetin concern naija movies with DVDs.

Na DVD we dey call am for UK. Na naija ppl dem dey call am video cd. It should actually be called DVD, and the machine you use in playing the DVD is called DVD player. COMPREHENDEZ?