The Flop Alarm Thread

[vince]

Ok,if you think a movie really sucks,i mean universally stinks,then name them on this thread for everybody so that we can all,at least be wary of them when going shopping for naija movies.
Also please tell why you think the movies really suck and a little synopsis of the film,thanks!

[omonaija]

i just saw final whistle with saint obi and i must say i am disappointed!!!


$5.99 gone to waste!!!

Omonaija

[Sola]

Sorry o!

[vince]

Originally posted by omonaija
i just saw final whistle with saint obi and i must say i am disappointed!!!


$5.99 gone to waste!!!

Omonaija

What was the story about?Give us a synopsis.

[kcbabe64]

Originally posted by vince
What was the story about?Give us a synopsis.

seen d movie, well d film is bout saint obi comin bk from jand n in his mom's house she has got some helpers (house help). sha saint is always finding a fault in dis girl, he will start hittin her (e.g if she doesnt pick up d phone, n when she does, he will still hit her)
sha he came 2 naija to find a girl wid a good voice like whitney houston - "so he said"
one night he heard d girl singin 2 her friends. sha sha he took d girl 2 d studio, started singing n gave her a make over .( dat make over get as d thing be oh- foundation dey call foundation, see d clothe she was wearing - a leather pink cat suit, n d girl thong just dey show, d braids she carry for head, she dey do head as if na real heavy load) - na so so song the both of dem dey sing for dat movie.
saint obi's mom no agree, coz they started goin out and his mom is a bigwoman she didnt want people 2 talk.
sha, saint's mom sent d girl packing, that night she was on d road n some guys where running after her, n she had an accident.
sha dr is part 2, i dnt see any reason for dat part 2
i dey class now my teacher is comin, got 2 go

[vince]

Originally posted by kcbabe64
seen d movie, well d film is bout saint obi comin bk from jand n in his mom's house she has got some helpers (house help). sha saint is always finding a fault in dis girl, he will start hittin her (e.g if she doesnt pick up d phone, n when she does, he will still hit her)
sha he came 2 naija to find a girl wid a good voice like whitney houston - "so he said"
one night he heard d girl singin 2 her friends. sha sha he took d girl 2 d studio, started singing n gave her a make over .( dat make over get as d thing be oh- foundation dey call foundation, see d clothe she was wearing - a leather pink cat suit, n d girl thong just dey show, d braids she carry for head, she dey do head as if na real heavy load) - na so so song the both of dem dey sing for dat movie.
saint obi's mom no agree, coz they started goin out and his mom is a bigwoman she didnt want people 2 talk.
sha, saint's mom sent d girl packing, that night she was on d road n some guys where running after her, n she had an accident.
sha dr is part 2, i dnt see any reason for dat part 2
i dey class now my teacher is comin, got 2 go

Exciting storyline!

This is the VCD of the flick.
FINAL WHISTLE

[vince]

The movie is made by one of the promising directors that we have.I always go for that guy's movies.Hmmm!

[omonaija]

I still thought it was garbage sha! and they had the audacity to tell me to come and buy part II!!!


Omonaija

[mamarita]

Originally posted by omonaija
I still thought it was garbage sha! and they had the audacity to tell me to come and buy part II!!!


Omonaija

LOL.....

I saw this yoruba movie, AYE SORO, 1 &2, half way through two we were killing ourselves, hitting our heads on the wall asking God why punish us this way!!!! It got stupidly boring, but we wanted to see what was going to happen in the end.

[vince]

HIGHWAY TO THE GRAVE is another movie that you guys should never touch,even if your lives depend on it!
I could not believe that a whole Teco Benson can be involved in a trash like that!
This Regina Askia sef,likes to do rubbish movies!

[vince]

SELFISH DESIRES 1&2
This is a new movie that should be avoided if you are one of those who hates predictability and this one was sorrily predictable.The story is so childish and stupid.It just depicted nigeria as a place where crimes takes place and nothing gets investigated,as if we no get police or detectives.
Even the inevitable "motor accident" was used to stop the villain(played by Pete edochie),and that was when my patience with the movie finally snapped.
So if you don't want to suffer,kindly swerve this one.

[delala]

The question should be to name a good naija movie.

U gats to agree with me they are good at making crap

[vince]

Originally posted by delala
The question should be to name a good naija movie.

U gats to agree with me they are good at making crap

Comes to them naturally.
Anyway,this thread is to make warn people of the craps that are out there.
You know a lot of people buy or rent these movies without knowing whether they are worth the trouble or not as most of them offer no synopsis of any kind on their sleeves.This says it all,doesn't it.
If you've got a great story,you should be proud to display the synopsis on the cover sleeve of your movie,instead of hiding it.

[mamarita]

Dont ever watch FILA DADDY!!!!! Its a really dumb movie, I could summarise it in a sneeze. I want to kill the producers and the writers even the actors

[vince]

Originally posted by mamarita
Dont ever watch FILA DADDY!!!!! Its a really dumb movie, I could summarise it in a sneeze. I want to kill the producers and the writers even the actors

Fila Daddy!Iru title oshi wo ni yen?!
The title sef is dumb.