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Sola · #1 (**permalink**) 11-19-2003, 11:38 PM

Okay, because we haven't perfected stunts and special effects yet, we do things that can be so funny. So, let's see if we can make ourselves laugh a little:

Tell us the funniest...

1) Death
2) Sex scene
3) Vehicle accident
4) Kiss scene

...You have seen in Nigerian movies.

Hey, feel free to add other funnies if you can think of it.

Sola · #2 (**permalink**) 11-21-2003, 07:50 PM

Gun battles... Those are always so funny. I saw one recently where these chaps were chasing themselves like in Hollywood movies and poking heads out from around building corners and shooting "pow pow" like we used to do as kids. Please! Gunfights just don't fit into our movies. Our robbers don't have gunfights with the cops...They send them running!

Ha ha!

lolita · #3 (**permalink**) 11-23-2003, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Sola
Okay, because we haven't perfected stunts and special effects yet, we do things that can be so funny. So, let's see if we can make ourselves laugh a little:

Tell us the funniest...

1) Death
2) Sex scene
3) Vehicle accident
4) Kiss scene

...You have seen in Nigerian movies.

Hey, feel free to add other funnies if you can think of it.

WHO HAS EVER WATCHED VALENTINO...???

there is a funny sex scene in that movie...with Ramsey Nuah and Impress Njiamah. the two were under the sheets pinching each other and laughing out loud... then the Camera was still on them when they stopped laughing. they were supposed to be touching each other but the sheets were not moving, which means they were actually not doing anything. that lasted about 44 seconds.

THERE IS A COMEDY CALLED AKPU-NKU...WIF CHINWETALA AGU AND CHINEDU IKEDIEZE...that lil man.

chinwetala agu was believed to be urinating and he was using pure water in a plastic bag... then the bag fell... lol. this is supposed to be an error and if you ain't a keen obsever you won't notice it. its funny though.

Sola · #4 (**permalink**) 11-23-2003, 12:02 PM

Ha ha! Didn't they see the pure water falling?

kcbabe64 · #5 (**permalink**) 11-23-2003, 01:31 PM

who has seen I'M IN LOVE wid those two short guys. well one of dem guys was in love wid a girl, n she was nt even his height, if she wanted 2 kiss him, she wud ve 2 carry him up n put him somewhere.
again, they where dancing, he was on top of a bench n d only place he cud touch was her waist.
dat film is funny.
pls who has seen 'SOW BOBO( D AMERICAN BOYS), saw an advert 4 dat

vince · #6 (**permalink**) 11-23-2003, 01:35 PM

There was this movie that i gladly cannot remember the title.There was this particular bedroom scene in which the bad guy is dreaming that he is under a shower of money falling from nowhere.So the actor was writhing and rolling on the bed as money was raining down on him,and ALAS,i could make out a hand at the corner of the frame sprinkling money on the actor!!

I could not believe that the moviemakers could be so amateurish to make such a blunder.I was glad i was watching alone.What an embarrassment it was!

Sola · #7 (**permalink**) 11-23-2003, 01:37 PM

Na wa o!!!!

lolita · #8 (**permalink**) 11-23-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by kcbabe64
who has seen I'M IN LOVE wid those two short guys. well one of dem guys was in love wid a girl, n she was nt even his height, if she wanted 2 kiss him, she wud ve 2 carry him up n put him somewhere.
again, they where dancing, he was on top of a bench n d only place he cud touch was her waist.
dat film is funny.
pls who has seen 'SOW BOBO( D AMERICAN BOYS), saw an advert 4 dat

lol @KCBABE64

and the lil guy had warn his gurl (sandra) and his parents not to lift him up each time people are around. ha haaa... it make him look like a kid. lol

i'm inlove is a beautiful comedy i love it. my best scene is that in which osita(the other lil boy) was explaining to hanks(his boss) how he miss-behaved the previous day when he ate from the drugs. very interesting!!!

omonaija · #9 (**permalink**) 11-24-2003, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by vince
There was this movie that i gladly cannot remember the title.There was this particular bedroom scene in which the bad guy is dreaming that he is under a shower of money falling from nowhere.So the actor was writhing and rolling on the bed as money was raining down on him,and ALAS,i could make out a hand at the corner of the frame sprinkling money on the actor!! I could not believe that the moviemakers could be so amateurish to make such a blunder.I was glad i was watching alone.What an embarrassment it was!

hahahahhaaa...Jesu oluwa oooooooooo
lol

Omonaija

vince · #10 (**permalink**) 11-24-2003, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Sola

Na wa o!!!!

Some of these directors need to go try their hands on other professions for real.
How about this one,an austrian who watches naija movies fairly regularly asked me one time,why they drive zig zag on a straight and empty road in our action flicks?How did i answer that?I said maybe the drivers were drunk or maybe it was director that was drunk!

Sola · #11 (**permalink**) 11-24-2003, 01:15 PM

Good one! Na the action enter the brain!

vince · #12 (**permalink**) 11-24-2003, 01:18 PM

I mean that nonsense can't even fool let alone impress a two year old.These guys need to get real.Are they telling their audience that they are braindead or what?Insult upon injury.

vince · #13 (**permalink**) 11-25-2003, 10:08 AM

Ok,here's another one that i've been keeping to myself for a long time now,but i'm going to spill it today.
Maybe some of y'all seen it.
The movie in question is a yoruba movie(can't remember the name as usual

),and the actor involved is a very popular yoruba actor(not mentioning names).The scene was outdoors and in the night.
The said actor (in the scene)went to a wall and urinated with his back to the camera,ok,nothing doing.Next after finishing,he turned slightly towards the camera exposing his gbola as he shook the rest of the piss off!!

I mean it was not a split second thing y'all!The camera stayed with this image till he finished shaking his kini and then sticking it back in his trousers!!

I couldn't believe my eyes!I mean,was that a mistake?Or was there something else behind that?It was hysterical!!LOL!
I was watching alone,ofcourse.
Someone must collect all these goof ups in naija videomovies and compile them into a series and just sell them to the public.The tapes will be a megahit in an instant!!

bigmomma · #14 (**permalink**) 11-25-2003, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by vince
Ok,here's another one that i've been keeping to myself for a long time now,but i'm going to spill it today.
Maybe some of y'all seen it.
The movie in question is a yoruba movie(can't remember the name as usual ),and the actor involved is a very popular yoruba actor(not mentioning names).The scene was outdoors and in the night.
The said actor (in the scene)went to a wall and urinated with his back to the camera,ok,nothing doing.Next after finishing,he turned slightly towards the camera exposing his gbola as he shook the rest of the piss off!!
I mean it was not a split second thing y'all!The camera stayed with this image till he finished shaking his kini and then sticking it back in his trousers
I couldn't believe my eyes!I mean,was that a mistake?Or was there something else behind that?It was hysterical!!LOL!
I was watching alone,ofcourse.
Someone must collect all these goof ups in naija videomovies and compile them into a series and just sell them to the public.The tapes will be a megahit in an instant!!

No way chei naija

. maybe they wanted to show the ladies a lil sumtin

vince · #15 (**permalink**) 11-25-2003, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by bigmomma
No way chei naija . maybe they wanted to show the ladies a lil sumtin

Bigmomma,they switched to porn right in the middle of the film!

I wonder how Roseline Odeh allowed that one to slip through her radar.