Just feeling silly this afternoon, have fun...



Traumatized - Call Dr. Phil or Oprah

Private Sins - Go Be Public Scandal, o

Spanner - Do I look like a mechanic - call Pep boys

Beyonce - Watch Out For Rihanna

Who Will Tell The President? - I look like Amebo, abeg call Secretary of State

Black Bra - As long as it's Victoria's Secret, no wahala

I Want Your Wife - Please take her, she don finish my money anyway

AAASSSSSSASSS On Fire - Take One Dosage of Preparation H and call the Doctor

Could this be love? No... its just a fantasy

Girls Cot..and boys are hot!

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30 DAYS THE MOVIE
Simply Rita
NMO PRODUCTIONZ

games men play.....its not new ojare!


games women play.....na today?

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AIDS is real,stop DECEIVING urself.check ya status!

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember,things could be worse.You could be one of them!


“If you dream you can beat me, wake up and apologize.”

I need a Man - Then go and do one now

Burning Desire - If you got burning problems I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and an STD aint one.

Soul on fire - I have water

Emotional Crack - I prefer physical crack... in a pipe

Price of Crime - IS to do the time... or electric shock.. please abeg choose one

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Under Pressure - Who isn't? You want my bills?

The Mistress - Of wetin?

All My Life - Wetin Happen...

Blood//Dangerous Sisters - Or adoption sisters, family na family

Wedlock of the Gods - Does it cost less than Wedlock of the regular people?

Red Light - Amsterdam or in your room...either way, you don marry?

Heavy Rain - IF na April-May, wetin you expect for Naija?

The Majors - Of which town?

He Lives In Me - Cheapo!

Separate Lives - That's good unless you are Siamese Twins

God Loves Prostitute - Of course, helloooooooo...He IS GOD

Behind closed doors: I'm seated and my ears are open, now start talking.

Rip off: Then run for your life.

Pains of womanhood: highly documented, time to start listening.

7 Commandments: I'm pretty sure, there are 10.

African Queen: deserves an African King, no less. Kapish.

Against all odds: Battles of the Victorious.

Baby girl: You talking to me? You Man, Me Woman, now say it properly.

Blood sisters: see them and run

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Dreaming is half the getting there

lol.

Is it proper to say that i enjoyed reading this format than actually sitting and watching the movies these days.......they bored me to death.

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Only God can fill the empitness of an aching heart!
The race of life is run by faith and won by grace!!
Failure is not defeat unless you stop trying!!!