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02-25-2004, 06:47 AM
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and who was the unimaginative producer who gave his film that title? 
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02-25-2004, 09:23 AM
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phew!!
solatoks: and i thought i was the only one who'd fallen for that. i'm glad someone else fell prey to the madness  weren't you traumatized by the whole thing?
I mean my boy hyped it up so much...and there were probably one two "haha" moments in the film. no hehehehehehehe or anything like that. just "haha" 
toyin: me i want to know the person who put up money for producing that one.
maybe he'll like to invest in the business idea i have  afterall anything is better than utting up money to produce stupid.
vince: the title is only the half of it.
pretty girl: my sister, if you see it, RUN
bigmomma: wasn't it my tape that i gave you that you threw away? i paid money for that tape!!!!
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02-25-2004, 09:28 AM
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Re: phew!!
abeg wetin u want carry that junk do? even Eseosa did not find it funny so diafore it is DEEMED USELESS
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02-25-2004, 09:41 AM
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Re: STUPID
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Originally posted by Thickmadam
sorry, i posted my thread before i saw this one.
Abeg if someone asks yhou to watch Stupid, they are not your friend. run from them.
the film was just babash. like really!!! who paid money to get that made?
one of my boys convinced me to watch that movie, said it was funny...there might have been two funny scenes in the whole movie. KAI
wasted an hour and a half of my life watching it.
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Well the title says it all.
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02-25-2004, 11:48 AM
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Ogbologbo
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part one, two, and three..
I am at a lost of words on how to escribe this movie!!!!!!
it's unnessary drama.. to go and make three parts out of this movie was a rin nkan shey.
to watch the movie is even more idleness.
Dont buy it.
Bad script... Bad acting (except for Olori who I love) bad music, bad quality.
Just freaking bad 
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02-25-2004, 11:50 AM
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Re: Flop Alert Thread 2
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Originally posted by vince
We dump all crap movies in here,folks.
No point opening a whole thread for them,they don't deserve it.
If you see a bad movie,just alert us by putting it here.
I will make this thread a sticky.
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who are u, u ain't shola lol. holla
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02-25-2004, 12:28 PM
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Re: Re: Flop Alert Thread 2
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who are u, u ain't shola lol. holla
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Like yiou don't know who Vince is in this ...Rules
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02-25-2004, 12:30 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Flop Alert Thread 2
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naw on da real i don't know who he is.
And by da way are u VINCE. HOLLA
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02-25-2004, 10:07 PM
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stupid
@ thickmadam, thanks. the movie is self-titled! by the way, mccallstar, u kinda cute!!!!!!!
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02-26-2004, 07:16 AM
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Lagos Babes
The film LAGOS BABES is not what i expected. For rating I will give 4/10.
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02-26-2004, 07:25 AM
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Re: Lagos Babes
Elastic Limit!!!! We all knew wat would happen in the end, and too much fake tears men, and the actors, God what were they doing?????? I don't know men, it was one of those movies you clap when its done not because you're loved it but because the toruture is over
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02-26-2004, 09:29 AM
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Re: stupid
well my boy really hyped it up, i should have suspected something but he was so convincing...what can i say?
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@ thickmadam, thanks. the movie is self-titled! by the way, mccallstar, u kinda cute!!!!!!!
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Re: Re: Lagos Babes
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Originally posted by mamarita
Elastic Limit!!!! We all knew wat would happen in the end, and too much fake tears men, and the actors, God what were they doing?????? I don't know men, it was one of those movies you clap when its done not because you're loved it but because the toruture is over
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Ya mean they should've called it "ELASTIC TORTURE",abi! 
I watched that movie like 2 years ago.The twists in the movie were more like summersaults that has been done a mill times b4.
It was not too bad sha.
6/10 ratin.
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02-26-2004, 09:51 AM
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Re: Re: Lagos Babes
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Originally posted by mamarita
Elastic Limit!!!! We all knew wat would happen in the end, and too much fake tears men, and the actors, God what were they doing?????? I don't know men, it was one of those movies you clap when its done not because you're loved it but because the toruture is over
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Real torture.
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My fefel, I just finished watching this movie and I don't understand it one bit. Una fit helep me out. Shei na dream be all those scenes wey happen to Stephnie okereke's character abi na true true the thing happen. Helep me oh 
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