I get these almost on a daily basis... Will start posting them on here... Enjoy!!! :imp Akpos went for an interview.......Enjoy Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment. johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions). Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria???.. Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi.. Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated???. Johnny: 1914.. Manager: Dat is gud of you.. Question no 3, is it true that the cure for hiv/ aids is discovered???.. Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven... Manager: good way of answering questions, pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later... (when johnny went outside akpos asked him).. Akpos: johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??.. (as johnny was about to tell akpos the questions and answer, the manager shouted from inside `NEXT'.. Akpos then said to Johnny).. Akpos: Ok tell me only the answers.. Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven (mumu Akpos got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d manager told him to sit down) manager: Please sir, What is ur name? Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi (manager became confused) Manager: Please what year where you born? Akpos: 1914 Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpos)!! are u mad?!!! Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically proven.