Akpos' Jokes

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Abike

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I get these almost on a daily basis...

Will start posting them on here... Enjoy!!! :imp :happy024: :happy024:

Akpos went for an interview.......Enjoy

Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment. johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria???..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated???.
Johnny: 1914..
Manager: Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the cure for
hiv/
aids is discovered???..
Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven...
Manager: good way of answering questions,
pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later... (when johnny went
outside akpos asked him)..
Akpos: johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??.. (as johnny was about to tell akpos the questions and
answer, the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT'..
Akpos then said to Johnny)..
Akpos: Ok tell me only the answers..
Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven
(mumu Akpos got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d manager told him to
sit down)
manager: Please sir, What is ur name?
Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager: Please what year where you born?
Akpos: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpos)!! are u mad?!!!
Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically proven.
 

Abike

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English class:

Teacher: What is a Verb?
Akpors: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Akpors: It is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Akpors: It is a question sir.
Teacher: Don't be stupid.
Akpors: It is an advice sir.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Akpors: It is a command sir.
Teacher: You're an idiot.
Akpors: It is an insult sir.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Akpors: It is an order sir.
Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
Akpors: It is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Akpors: It is a prayer sir.
Teacher: You need to see a doctor.
Akpors: It is a suggestion sir.
Teacher: I rest my case.
Akpors: It is ur choice sir
 

Abike

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#3
AKPOS again o...........

AkPOS was baptised and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptised. You are a new creation the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heienken,dipped it in water 3 times and said:"You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice!
 

kolinzo

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Hahahaha...Akpos Akpos!

Akpos toasted a girl on the street.

Akpos: what is your name?

Girl: Abike

Akpos: I like you, I want to be your boyfriend.

Girl: No I don't like you, you not responsible.

Akpos: Ask those pregnant girls around here, they say I'm responsible.
 

Abike

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you are NOT serious!!!!!

@ VB - y you come dey like dis kain unserious joke ehn? cycl:

Hahahaha...Akpos Akpos!

Akpos toasted a girl on the street.

Akpos: what is your name?

Girl: Abike

Akpos: I like you, I want to be your boyfriend.

Girl: No I don't like you, you not responsible.

Akpos: Ask those pregnant girls around here, they say I'm responsible.
 
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