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American Idol - 2007

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Atlakos

Life, Love & Happiness
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This premiered tonight Jan 17 2007 at 8pm on Fox - a 2 hr special .

This is my favourite part of the show - The Auditions. After that i dont watch it again until the finale.

I have laughed so much - i cant even breathe right.

do you know what - i have gathered one of the biggest problem with America. The Media not only lies to the viewers what is goin on round the world, but worse of all the Parent and Family members LIE to their kids - and not tell them the real deal sweat: sweat: sweat:

How can a person come and stand on stage saying he is a vocal teacher and another say she is a trained singer for 10 solid years - sing - and sound like a constipated hiennna. I have laughed so much - my ribs hurt. At first i use to think ppl came on for publicity, but when they are criticised - they look on their faces show that they are dead serious and just cant take the critism.

Did you see the Juggler from Minneapolis, Ohmighadh. This is too much - ineed to record this and rewatch it on days i am down just to have a laugh. sweat:

I Mean are they really serious.sweat: Someone tell me most of these ppl are not serious - i mean seriuously
 

Misty

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I really dont know why some just subject themselves to avoidable ridicule. I am so sure if they sang those songs in the shower the water will freeze, the shower head giving them a big wack on the head and the bath spitting them out.
I laughed so hard and sometimes left with expression are they crazy. it seems tomorrow episode will be more wackier cant wait to see that, oh yeah see if i could tape them.
 

Atlakos

Life, Love & Happiness
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yes - tommorow's episodes looks like they all got off the short yellow bus in seattle sweat:

With the words that come out of Simons mouth - i hope to God he doesnt drive someone to suicide. They are sooooooo hush, yet so funny sweat: And the thing is he saids it with such a straight face - which makes it way funnier.

I mean some of the things he saids to these ppl - i wonder are they legal. I hope he doesnt insult the Seatle pookey eyed guys - cos you never know they may be sick in real life and that wouldnt be nice.

Simon - abeg just say YES or NO and call it a day - dont say anything else - chei sweat: this man will kill me with his comment.

UK folks telll me - is simon this mean on X FActor, sweat:
 

samira

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I am not into the begining of idol...too fake for me and I think its a set up although I hear it is really for real...cannot wait for towards the ending of January when this period will be over and the best 12 will roll in.
 

Abike

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#6
I havent laughed as hard and as much as I did watching last night's episode....


I mean, come on!!!! sweat:

The little black man that had on the brown shirt ( the one who left to get a drink of water?????? ) kai!! he was the most hillarious!!! Then the moment he left the hall, he got bold, and started talking with his hands!

How about the girl from CAli? with the "pretty eyes" the one that boss man paid her way down for? i no go talki o.........

cant wait for tonight's own sha!
 

sidney

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That jugglers guy was the funniest!! And the creepiest.....

When he came out crying, cursing and saying "I will be famous! I will be famous!".

I was like yes you'll be famous after you have killed 20 people when you are 30 and you are arrested as American Idol's first serial killer..... What a nut job!! :1087:

This when I watch Idol. The first couple of episodes with all the bad singing and crazy deluded people. This show can last forever just on the first couple of episodes alone. There is no shortage of deluded crazy people that will do anything to get on TV. Or that think they can really sing......:confused:
 

Obariba

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That jugglers guy was the funniest!! And the creepiest.....

When he came out crying, cursing and saying "I will be famous! I will be famous!".

I was like yes you'll be famous after you have killed 20 people when you are 30 and you are arrested as American Idol's first serial killer..... What a nut job!! :1087:

This when I watch Idol. The first couple of episodes with all the bad singing and crazy deluded people. This show can last forever just on the first couple of episodes alone. There is no shortage of deluded crazy people that will do anything to get on TV. Or that think they can really sing......:confused:
I went grocery shopping and saw Breyers has come out with a brand of AMERICAN IDOL Ice cream flavors !!!

:laugh:
 

Sifu

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#9
My son who is 11 months old was actually laughing at that woman with the 10 year training or whatever lie she pulled out of her ****. I think instead of Simon talking to them, he should just stand up and slap them really hard across the face and wake them up. I thought William Hong was bad, these ones were just unbleivable.
 

sidney

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My son who is 11 months old was actually laughing at that woman with the 10 year training or whatever lie she pulled out of her ****. I think instead of Simon talking to them, he should just stand up and slap them really hard across the face and wake them up. I thought William Hong was bad, these ones were just unbleivable.
That was the lady that asked:

Lady: "What can I do to improve?"

Simon: "Leave..."

LOL!!!! I laughed till I cried! sweat: sweat:
 
#11
I am not into the begining of idol...too fake for me and I think its a set up although I hear it is really for real...cannot wait for towards the ending of January when this period will be over and the best 12 will roll in.

My sista best believe it oh! it's as real as a MOFO. This is America na. Only in America will William Hong become a Star, so everybody dey try there luck now Oh, people can and will do any and everything to become a star.

I thot people were deluded. There families are even worse, because some of the acts yesterday were so bad and to think that family and friends stopped all they were doing to escort them to the audition to show support, support for whom, a talentless person; DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!!! Anyway, dem tok sey in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king, maybe that pesin na star of the family.

I laughed soooooooooooooooooooooooo much, and believe me those judges are good, cos they still manage to keep a straight face, if I was there watching it live, I would be rolling on the floor LMAO. Those people are straight up hilarious. Cant wait for tonites, Simon made a comment about someone looking like a creature in the bush/jungle something like that.
 

samira

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My sista best believe it oh! it's as real as a MOFO. This is America na. Only in America will William Hong become a Star, so everybody dey try there luck now Oh, people can and will do any and everything to become a star.

I thot people were deluded. There families are even worse, because some of the acts yesterday were so bad and to think that family and friends stopped all they were doing to escort them to the audition to show support, support for whom, a talentless person; DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!!! Anyway, dem tok sey in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king, maybe that pesin na star of the family.

I laughed soooooooooooooooooooooooo much, and believe me those judges are good, cos they still manage to keep a straight face, if I was there watching it live, I would be rolling on the floor LMAO. Those people are straight up hilarious. Cant wait for tonites, Simon made a comment about someone looking like a creature in the bush/jungle something like that.

The first two years were okay for me sha but the last couple of years looks like people just want to come onto tv...I am not even feeling the expressions on the judge's face other done simon's......the fool who took a break for a drink did it for me and I switched off to another channel...but I must admit, the girl who sang Sharika's song did her thing...
 

Atlakos

Life, Love & Happiness
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That jugglers guy was the funniest!! And the creepiest.....

When he came out crying, cursing and saying "I will be famous! I will be famous!".
I was like yes you'll be famous after you have killed 20 people when you are 30 and you are arrested as American Idol's first serial killer..... What a nut job!! :1087:

This when I watch Idol. The first couple of episodes with all the bad singing and crazy deluded people. This show can last forever just on the first couple of episodes alone. There is no shortage of deluded crazy people that will do anything to get on TV. Or that think they can really sing......:confused:
The show started at 8pm - unfortunately i didnt remember to watch until a friend called me at 8.45pm, thus i watched from then until 10pm. Apparently the first 45mins was funnier. Gosh i missed that part. From now on i am NEVER missing the auditions. Matter of fact i will record it - I think its the best comedy ever.

I totally agree with simon - i think that black girl is sleeping with his boss (but his wife doesnt know) - the one with nice eyes who boss flew her in to MN and came there to support her with his wife - There is definately something going on. I swear i LOVE Simon. He is hilarious. sweat: I hope he has security everywhere he goes - cos if he doesnt watch out someone will assasinate him one day sweat:

Abeg let me get my box of tissues tonight cos i know i will laugh till i cry. I wont miss it for the world.
 

Flomari

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hmmm enough said i can't wait for tonight anyway i missed the first hour and a half too but the rest i saw, i dont even have a word for it,it gets even funnier when simon gives it to them straight, o my God simon cracks me up with the words he uses, you are right its the best comedy ever
 

Atlakos

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SEATTLE - I shall never forget you - ever.
LAND OF THE WIERDOS AND GEEKs - Seems like half these ppl work at Microsoft with Bill Gates sweat:

IF MY PLANE EVER MAKES A TRANSIT IN SEATTLE - I am not getting out of that plane - driver - abeg fill the tank - i will sit in here and wait - I am afraid to get out of the plane.

sweat: sweat: sweat: sweat:
 

Misty

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today was another hiliraious to the highest degree. The judges get liver ooo, to withstand all them tone deaf voices. this what put fun to the show. freaks are out on American Idol. stomach is still hurting from laughing.
 
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