Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by lady_vexy, Aug 18, 2004.
so i start..
why is a phone called a 'phone'?
Because it is used to make "Phoney" deals..... lol
Why is a man not called a lion and vice versa?
Cos dat's the name my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great............granddada gave it.
Hmmm......So why did the chicken cross the road then?
why u asking me
how come a cow dont bark?
Cos he dey look for 'dessy'.
And where did u get that info from??....Didn't u know that research shows that cows indeed have the ability to bark???
Nice one :biggrinsa
why does the eye blink?
i havent come across such research
cos it likes going up and down
why do we speak?
Just kiddin babes....just following the theme of your thread.
Why can't sand be used as money?
cos is cheap
why do flowers come in spring and not fall?
Cos dem go just fall for fall and die patapata.
How come white peeps don't take their baff everyday?
Why are we called humans?
cos 'Animals' was already taken..heehe
why do we sleep?
Because God cannot allow us to open our eyes to be making troubles everytime.
Why are you called your name?
Because the only positive distinguishable characters when i first came out was i was whole.
Why are some Africans black and some white?
why do people say "OK" in a comverstion why dont they say something else like "OU" or "OF" or "OL". i dont get it? LOL
cause they want the other person to keep quiet so that they can now talk.
Why do people have a mean face on them whenever they're driving?