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Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by uche, Feb 10, 2004.

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  1. uche

    uche Well-Known Member

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    There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde
    jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

    So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in
    her car, and began driving around in the country.

    Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road.
    She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd
    who was tending to them.

    'If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will
    you let me have one?' she asked.

    The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

    'You have 171 sheep,' said the blonde in triumph.

    Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep
    of her choice.

    She looked around for a while and finally found one
    that she really liked.

    She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd
    walked over to her and asked, 'if I can guess your real
    hair color, will you give me my sheep back?'

    The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try.

    'You're a blonde!' said the shepherd. 'Now give me back my dog.'
     
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