Blood for Tears

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thressa

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#61
I have to piggyback on what another poster said. The review section, never disappoints me, I am always guaranteed at least one laugh, per visit. Keep in mind that I have not watched a lot of the movies mentioned, but it's always a fun ride.
That being said, I actually watched "Blood for Tears." I liked Genny, Muna, Uche, and Mercy. I always expect Genny to be good, so this was no departure from my usual opinion of her. The chemistry between she and Muna was off the meter.
Now, Mercy is really growing as an actress, and it shows. I felt that the wardrobe department set Uche Jumbo up....AGAIN. I always feel that she may be beefin' with somebody in wardrobe...i'm just saying. Also, can she get a hottie as a fiance for once? She's an attractive woman, and again she was set up in this one. Which leads me to another member of the cast, specifically Benedict Johnson, who was named "Nekwanu Bushrat "sweat:,by kkmuffin(brilliant by the way)...what the h*ll were they thinking in the casting dept? They play too much. He needs to stick to silent roles like a security guard, gate man, extra, ..anything that would prevent him from assaulting our auditory senses. I'm beginning to avoid anything that bears his image like ebolasarsbubonicplague...seriously.
I'm embarrassed to say that I could'nt understand 99% of the lines from the xter who played her mother....subtitles would have helped me. Now my favourite line from the movie, which comes from a guy who was chasing Genny's character Valery,Falery, Valeria, (same person) "You desof to hot da sem way I hot"....Lord a Mami woooow, the jokes keep on coming.
Overall I give this move a 6/10, because of the jokesters, messing up the script.


Please sister/brother you need to start reviewing more.sweat:

Damn you're so funny.:action-sm :laugh: :laugh:
 

thressa

Well-Known Member
#62
if i was to recast this movie

PS: Muna (honey) as much as i love you, those trousers you wore in ALL scenes of this movie were horendous. Please dont wear striped trousers again. Abeg. I care for you too much not to tell you the truth schnookooms.


PS: Also encourage him to hit the gym, your boo is getting to heavy; didn't you notice.:)
 

dymesgirl

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#63
the movie is not all that yall.genny acted so dumb there.Mercy for the verh first time she is lookin classy and clean in a movie,keep it up
 

barbarellanoir

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#64
Please sister/brother you need to start reviewing more.sweat:

Damn you're so funny.:action-sm :laugh: :laugh:
Gracias, Merci, Danke, Thank you...I think this is the first time i've written more than a few sentences. I still have to big-up Black Butterfly, Vince, Atlakos, Kikismuffin, and everyone else who reviews often, those are the pro-fessionals:worshippy, i.e. people who keep me away from some whackness.... And yes I would be a Sista!!
 

thressa

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#66
and so what
mind ya bizness
mouf mouf:devil


Abeg carry go jo, your boo is becoming heavy by the day, i was only helping you so you can help him too before fiful start to mistake him for Ameachi Munaogor; how that one kon take be mouf mouf na.:box

Biko Atlakos i no wan take your man; he's so not my type. I don't do heavy people my sister. I no wan sink inside bed when we go dey do the thing.
 

barbarellanoir

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#67
I didn't plan on saying anything about Muna's gear.......Buuuuuuut, if I were to say something, I would ask him what was up with the tight a** striped pants, and the litle boy shirt/jacket in the final scene:bouncy . ...I'm just sayinsmokin:... And i'm a fan, so there.
 

bigmomma

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#68
yal are hilarious
but ol boy sha the movie overall was nice
ending was non descript
but i am thinking there is a part 3
they didnt do a good job of showing her hatred for men
 

Atlakos

Life, Love & Happiness
#69
Abeg carry go jo, your boo is becoming heavy by the day, i was only helping you so you can help him too before fiful start to mistake him for Ameachi Munaogor; how that one kon take be mouf mouf na.:box

Biko Atlakos i no wan take your man; he's so not my type. I don't do heavy people my sister. I no wan sink inside bed when we go dey do the thing.
Chei this girl has killed ma heart:devil
u r wicked. Get out of my way.:box
 
#70
I am watching it now y'all with an african american friend of mine.......This is my first Nollywood movie (aside from amazing disgrace) in what seems to be ages............cos my AFAM friend drink love potion for Nigeria......She is so inquisitive and is lapping up every bit of info about the place......so she sey we must watch......

Here goes Nothing......Abeg make dem do me proud cos I am not watching alone........I don already begin fear for when the bushrat go show for the movie..........mek im no tek shame baff me! na beg I dey beg dem........
 

goseiant

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#71
Sounds like one of those silly American romance movies on cable recently. The name escapes me, but not the storyline. Bet to make a tough girl fall. She falls and guy starts liking. Friends reveal it was a bet. Girl dumps guy broken hearted. Guy cries a river. Girl breaks and they live happily ever after.
That's exactly what it is.
 

angeleyez

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#73
ditto! grinning:

That kiss was fantastic!

The boy almost ate her lips, she gave in too; nice. I was impressed.:)


Did i read somewhere that Uche loves dancing? yes,i can see she does but she really needs to improve in her dancing skills. I have seen her dance the same way in many movie case in point, she was dancing the bootylicious dance in wrong woman, the same way she was dancing in this movie in different scenes.

Mercy disappointed me with her dressing; it was too flashy and trashy for my liking.

Uche and short skirts; dunno but babe needs to know what wear seriously.

Finally, everyone was calling Genny(Valerie), how is that Muna was pronouncing the name(valerie) so different from everyone else?sweat:

@highlight....Valentine became Valentime at some point too :confused:

Didn't now the name was Valerie, i thought I heard them say Valerine
 

KikisMuffin

I no get ya time!!
#75
barbarellanoir said:
.......... Which leads me to another member of the cast, specifically violent: Benedict Johnson, who was named "Nekwanu Bushrat ",by kkmuffin(brilliant by the way)...what the h*ll were they thinking in the casting dept? They play too much. He needs to stick to silent roles like a security guard, gate man, extra, ..anything that would prevent him from assaulting our auditory senses. I'm beginning to avoid anything that bears his image like ebolasarsbubonicplague...seriously
:laugh: :laugh: Benedict should be banned from all SPEAKING roles!!!!I concur absolutely, LOL!


barbarellanoir said:
I'm embarrassed to say that I could'nt understand 99% of the lines from the xter who played her mother....subtitles would have helped me. Now my favourite line from the movie, which comes from a guy who was chasing Genny's character Valery,Falery, Valeria, (same person) "You desof to hot da sem way I hot"....Lord a Mami woooow, the jokes keep on coming.
Overall I give this move a 6/10, because of the jokesters, messing up the script.
:roll :roll, Fada Lord...mehn the supporting actors were just dashing us bullets anyhow..make una sofry sofry and pity the audience small oh...nollywoodooo, nah beg I dey beg una!!!!
 
#76
Finally, I finished watching the movie today.........It took me all of 96 hours to watch it......But to God be the Glory.......I prevailed....sweat: sweat:

Okay.......Firstly, I thot it was real cold and underplayed that Uche Jombo being one of Gennikwa's best friends witnessed the betrayal like it was nothing....I felt they should have shown her struggling with the knowledge of what Valentine was really up to........Na wa!

And pls......how did Valerie become Foolery, Fallerine, Folarin, Valary, I fear sey I fit hear Volley ball sef.......then Valentine.....Became Volumtime....Na second Wa!

The sidekicks in this movie should be mutilated sweat: ........Mercy Johnson(hope na her name) said "You know she acts Werrird(weird)"; At first I no know wetin she been dey allude to, till I rewind make sure I grab....why the writers dey put all this american english for movie, when dem no know how to pronounce am; a simple " you know sey she dey behave somehow" woulda sufficed......then the guys in the movie and the lady who played "Volumery's" mother....Chei! that one na tori for another day......The casting director should be shot between the eyes sweat: Na third Wa!

Then the ending na the Fourth wa! Whoever thot of the ending should be thrown to the gators!! sweat:

Not watching naija movies na the beginning of wisdom I tell ya!
 

KikisMuffin

I no get ya time!!
#77
Finally, I finished watching the movie today.........It took me all of 96 hours to watch it......But to God be the Glory.......I prevailed...

Okay.......Firstly, I thot it was real cold and underplayed that Uche Jombo being one of Gennikwa's best friends witnessed the betrayal like it was nothing....I felt they should have shown her struggling with the knowledge of what Valentine was really up to........Na wa!

And pls......how did Valerie become Foolery, Fallerine, Folarin, Valary, I fear sey I fit hear Volley ball sef.......then Valentine.....Became Volumtime....Na second Wa!

The sidekicks in this movie should be mutilated sweat: ........Mercy Johnson(hope na her name) said "You know she acts Werrird(weird)"; At first I no know wetin she been dey allude to, till I rewind make sure I grab....why the writers dey put all this american english for movie, when dem no know how to pronounce am; a simple " you know sey she dey behave somehow" woulda sufficed......then the guys in the movie and the lady who played "Volumery's" mother....Chei! that one na tori for another day......The casting director should be shot between the eyes sweat: Na third Wa!

Then the ending na the Fourth wa! Whoever thot of the ending should be thrown to the gators!!

Not watching naija movies na the beginning of wisdom I tell ya!
To God be the glory... sweat: sweat: sweat:
 

barbarellanoir

Well-Known Member
#78
Finally, I finished watching the movie today.........It took me all of 96 hours to watch it......But to God be the Glory.......I prevailed....

Okay.......Firstly, I thot it was real cold and underplayed that Uche Jombo being one of Gennikwa's best friends witnessed the betrayal like it was nothing....I felt they should have shown her struggling with the knowledge of what Valentine was really up to........Na wa!

sey INAnd pls......how did Valerie become Foolery, Fallerine, Folarin, Valary, I fear fit hear Volley ball sef.......then Valentine.....Became Volumtime....a second Wa!
The sidekicks in this movie should be mutilated sweat: ........Mercy Johnson(hope na her name) said "You know she acts Werrird(weird)"; At first I no know wetin she been dey allude to, till I rewind make sure I grab....why the writers dey put all this american english for movie, when dem no know how to pronounce am; a simple " you know sey she dey behave somehow" woulda sufficed......then the guys in the movie and the lady who played "Volumery's" mother....Chei! that one na tori for another day......The casting director should be shot between the eyes sweat: Na third Wa!

Then the ending na the Fourth wa! Whoever thot of the ending should be thrown to the gators!! sweat:

Not watching naija movies na the beginning of wisdom I tell ya!
:worshippy Excellent.... Like I said, the reviews are always funnier than the movie. I have to catch your review of part 3, to see what happens to Folatie, folatious, Fellatio, Falery, Valentime, Walentine, Wallaby, MALARIA!!!...You have inspired me to come up with as many versions of the butchered names as I can!!
 

thressa

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#79
And pls......how did Valerie become Foolery, Fallerine, Folarin, Valary, I fear sey I fit hear Volley ball sef.......then Valentine.....Became Volumtime....Na second Wa!


This girl no kill persin for laugh sweat: sweat:

So wetin your AA friend talk na, i hope say she no dey ashamed of us o?:bouncy
 
#80
This girl no kill persin for laugh sweat: sweat:

So wetin your AA friend talk na, i hope say she no dey ashamed of us o?:bouncy

I could see she was trying to be gracious about it...........but she fell asleep by part 2..........I no blame am sha, me ma sef it took me days to finish it.......I was cussing the movie out inwardly tho.........cos I no wan do am for open come open gate for AA to yarn wetin she feel...........Shame for baff me! It is okay for mama to call her pikin monkey.........but outsider no suppose! sweat:

The party scenes for naija movies dey sabi dey wretched; the dancing, the lighting, the faces..........the everything; I had to reiterate that again...That part where Mercy said that her "weirrid", my friend no fit hold herself, she begin tear laugh.........wetin me ma no understand na if she dey laugh sey Mercy fumble or she think sey Mercy dey joke when she talk am........... and also she kept getting confused with the varying pronounciation of Valerie.....I tire sef
 
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