Blood for Tears

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#81
:worshippy Excellent.... Like I said, the reviews are always funnier than the movie. I have to catch your review of part 3, to see what happens to Folatie, folatious, Fellatio, Falery, Valentime, Walentine, Wallaby, MALARIA!!!...You have inspired me to come up with as many versions of the butchered names as I can!!

Hopefully, in the next installation, the writer will think to write out the sidekicks by including an accident scene where all of them esp "Vallerina's" Mother gets killedsweat: sweat: .......and new sidekicks whom by his grace will at least have a lick of class will be introduced........cos if I have to endure that cast one more time........I will literally lose hair......and not even make it to the end to review!!
 
#83
Finally, I finished watching the movie today.........It took me all of 96 hours to watch it......But to God be the Glory.......I prevailed....sweat: sweat:

Okay.......Firstly, I thot it was real cold and underplayed that Uche Jombo being one of Gennikwa's best friends witnessed the betrayal like it was nothing....I felt they should have shown her struggling with the knowledge of what Valentine was really up to........Na wa!

And pls......how did Valerie become Foolery, Fallerine, Folarin, Valary, I fear sey I fit hear Volley ball sef.......then Valentine.....Became Volumtime....Na second Wa!

The sidekicks in this movie should be mutilated sweat: ........Mercy Johnson(hope na her name) said "You know she acts Werrird(weird)"; At first I no know wetin she been dey allude to, till I rewind make sure I grab....why the writers dey put all this american english for movie, when dem no know how to pronounce am; a simple " you know sey she dey behave somehow" woulda sufficed......then the guys in the movie and the lady who played "Volumery's" mother....Chei! that one na tori for another day......The casting director should be shot between the eyes sweat: Na third Wa!

Then the ending na the Fourth wa! Whoever thot of the ending should be thrown to the gators!! sweat:

Not watching naija movies na the beginning of wisdom I tell ya!



Very precise review! I sware this movie took me to a whole 'nother level of thinking. Throughout the movie all I could utter was a confused "What?!" It was hilariuoslly hilarious. I sware.

Mercy Johnson has a body to die for, one of the best in Nollywood but we don't need to see all that. I mean seriously. She's very curvy and voluptous but it doesn't need to be out there like that the ENTIRE movie.

Genny's xter was believable. She acted very well in this movie, something i haven't seen in a long time. Good job. She looked like a shy little girl when Muna kissed her. It was cute.

Muna gets my award for Best Kisser hands down

Uche Jombo......


okay, here we go: this lady smiles alot and with that said someone needs to follow her go dentist cuz she has bad dentition. So does Muna's fiance, Sharlet or Charllot. Also Uche's hair made her look shabby and unkempt. It was nasty. If ur gonna be in front of the camera at least do ur hair for goodness sake! I'm tired of all these half-ass hair jobs like they're not being seen by millions of ppl on DVD. Get that ish done, dammit!

Uche Jombo always seems to have a man in all her movies while her co-stars usually vary. But she's usually the most unattractive amongst all her co-stars. How is that possible?
 

barbarellanoir

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#84
Muna gets my award for Best Kisser hands down
This I completely agree with. This is my first time seeing him kiss, and wow, I was like..sweet, mama Jesus, is this Nollywood? Well!! I am embarassed to say that I have watched that clip of Muna and Genny soooo many times, that I know the background music...:note: "Love is not a game:note: ..:bouncy . Muna tha man, has become my newest guilty pleasuregrinning: ..I think I need to review the clip again...Later yall...













Tiptoes out of thread, singing "love is not a game"
 

Atlakos

Life, Love & Happiness
#86
This I completely agree with. This is my first time seeing him kiss, and wow, I was like..sweet, mama Jesus, is this Nollywood? Well!! I am embarassed to say that I have watched that clip of Muna and Genny soooo many times, that I know the background music...:note: "Love is not a game:note: ..:bouncy . Muna tha man, has become my newest guilty pleasuregrinning: ..I think I need to review the clip again...Later yall...Tiptoes out of thread, singing "love is not a game"
Stay off my Muna (you are very late) sweat: But on a serious note.
Genny is an excellent excellent actress. I just love her.
When you watch that scene b4 they kissed, she acted her virgin, innocent role so well (when muna kissed her in the balcony of his house, see the way she bend her head low and acting so damn shy, That is exactly what first timers do), i mean ppl dont understand why we make noise about her, but you really have to pay good attention to her roles and her acting scenes. She acts so well, you forget she is acting a movie (forget the fact the script may scuk sometimes -- which is to no fault of hers) she still acts very well.

She acts is so damn well, i could go on and on about her acting but i dont want to **** haters off. Another scene i love of her is in My First Love, when she came into Tony Umez room and ask him "Where do i sleep" and Tony Umez responded "Here", her facial expression was only that of a good actress. Her whole demenor was only that of a good actress, Though Genny has no formal training in acting, there is no denying she is by far the best actress in Africa. Best actress in my books. You cant tell me different. She will always be my number one.
 

barbarellanoir

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#87
Don't worry, i'm not about to jack your Muna.:bouncy . I love Genny, she makes it look effortless. I also think that if she gets even more training, she will be unstoppable, as one of the continents best exports.

p.s. I know i'm late on a lot of things
 

Ayesha

InaAni - Classic Beauty
#91
I was very confused so many times.. Okay was it Cynia or Cynthia.. Also, the pronounciation of Valerie confused me so many times.. One minute it was Valarie (Englsih pronounciation) The next minute it was Valehree.. (I dont know what village pronounciation that is)

In anycase, I bought the DVD to support the industry. I loved trhe packaging and I really hope they can all start making thier money back someway somehow..

Genny was very good in this.. She is the best so far in the industry.. She potrayed so many emotions and her outfits were off the CHAIN..

Well I dont know what else is out but I need to get a new supplier
 

Beautiful_Soul

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#92
I would give this one 8/10... It was enjoyable, but of course it had its flaws which have all been noted. The chemistry between Genny and Muna was electric. The first time they kiss is magical... LOL
 

Beautiful_Soul

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i am waiting for this movie and requested from my dealer to send it fedex from NYC. The day i get that package, Lord help me if i dont break the DVD into to two trying to unwrap the package to pop into the dvd player. Muna Muna Muna (you will kill me) - you and genny have such an excellent chemistry on screen - yall might as well, get it poppin and call it a day.
In 2007 you all starred in 2 movies already. Eei Genny, becareful sweat:

ps: FLo thanks for the pm, my sista Na u sabi?
if you knew how i am waiting on pins and needles for this movie.
What is the other one?
 

Beautiful_Soul

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As much as i love me some Muna - everytime i see him dance, it makes me so depressed cos is like my love just vanishes in thin air (though it always comes back when i watch the kissing scene). He is the worst dancer i have ever seen. Hope the way i saw him winding his waist on that dance floor is not how he really does it at night. I will be so depressed and dissapointed sweat:

I dont care what yall say (samira sweat:) i still love me some him. sweat:

the scene where genny was begging muna, she looked like she was on crack and wanted a hit. See how men can take you sooo high, and bring you down so low - I would be a FEMINIST after that. Chei

and Valentines chick - was is necessary to come to t he door and kiss him on the lips like that - nonsense - Skank!!

oh poor valerie, i wanted to hold her and rock her sorrows away, she was treated so bad. But seriously her behaviour is the exact thing that drives men away, too possesive.

if i ever get so desperate like valerie, begging crying and chasing a valentine and his fiancee around, i pray my honest true friends hold me hostage to stop embarassing my self. Tie me to a bed post if you have to.

Man you are too funny! Your whole post had me cracking up!
 

Beautiful_Soul

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#96
Benedicta Johnson for petes sake stay 100 feet away from any film location. You are annoying in your acting. Gosh. Drop all that fake ish. He f'ed up this whole movie with their fakeness. I wish Jim Iyke or starred in this movie, since he lost his fake accent, i appreciate him as an actor so much more. Even Chidi Mokeme woulda been good in this movie.

Ps: even my own muna has started faking- Chei!!!sweat:

I wish nollywood will erase all fake accenters from their movie, the spoil the movies. Be ya selfs is all we are asking.

And can someone clarify this for me, abeg
Is the name Valentine or Valentime for good ness sake. Sometimes i hear tine, sometimes i hear time. Amean what is this now sweat: this benedict guy has a speech impediment or somthing. Charlotte (as pronounced Sharrrlotte) he saids Cha - Lott sweat:

CHIDI MOKEME???

you have got to be kidding me. I think him and Tony Mumez are running a tie for the actors that I see on screen and immediately want to slit my throat.

That Chidi is sooooo annoying. YEs Benedict is too but not even half as much. Is it only me that cannot stand this Chidi guy? His voice just IRKS me the way it goes up and down like his voice has just broken and the way he is always putting emphasis on the worng words and trying (operative word being TRYING) to sound sexy... ugh...
 

Atlakos

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#97
CHIDI MOKEME???

you have got to be kidding me. I think him and Tony Mumez are running a tie for the actors that I see on screen and immediately want to slit my throat.

That Chidi is sooooo annoying. YEs Benedict is too but not even half as much. Is it only me that cannot stand this Chidi guy? His voice just IRKS me the way it goes up and down like his voice has just broken and the way he is always putting emphasis on the worng words and trying (operative word being TRYING) to sound sexy... ugh...
Chidi is cute sweat: so he'll pass for all his wrongs:1087:just as van vicker passes - just for his cuteness.Lawd knows brother Van he is not like for his excellent talent in acting, chei sweat: (he is just so cute and yummy, everything else is secondary for many women) But for real tho, i like chidi, I seen him in at least 10 movies and i havent been dissapointed yet. I liked him in "promise me forever" starring opposite Genny. He may not be the best, but he sho as hell is wayyyyyyyyyyyy better than that Johnson of a guy. Who else could have played the characters of those 3 guys (muna was ok) who starred in this movie - you got suggestions ??
 

Beautiful_Soul

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#98
Chidi is cute sweat: so he'll pass for all his wrongs:1087:just as van vicker passes - just for his cuteness.Lawd knows brother Van he is not like for his excellent talent in acting, chei sweat: (he is just so cute and yummy, everything else is secondary for many women) But for real tho, i like chidi, I seen him in at least 10 movies and i havent been dissapointed yet. I liked him in "promise me forever" starring opposite Genny. He may not be the best, but he sho as hell is wayyyyyyyyyyyy better than that Johnson of a guy. Who else could have played the characters of those 3 guys (muna was ok) who starred in this movie - you got suggestions ??
Van Vicker isn't the best actor but he passes and looks HOT. Chidi is ok looking but his mannerisms just make him ugly to me. I cannot see him as attractive in the slightest. They could have had Nonso Diobi as the first dude that wanted Genny (is that Chidi's character?)and then they could have had Mike Ezuruonye playing Uche's fiancee and Muna could have stayed put.
 
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