"Calling Dr. Elmer Fudd To The E.R...." A Parable

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Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Elmer whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sam is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

A silence follows...and then a shot is heard.

Elmer's voice comes back on the line: "Okay...now what?
 
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