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Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by NTB, Feb 27, 2013.

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  1. NTB

    NTB Well-Known Member

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    Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys.

    They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

    Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

    My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.

    As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

    I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

    Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "Honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

    There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!"

    Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, you can come and get me."

    He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."


    I am sure you all can relate to this one if not, give it a try anyway, it won't kill you. Life is too short to be all that serious!!!!!!!

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  2. Aust_nne

    Aust_nne Well-Known Member

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    oh lawd I can RELATE!!.

    Especially during pregnancy days . I once entered the shower with my glasses on, I turned on the shower, after 10seconds turned it off, wrapped a towel around me and came out of the bathroom and I was like, " This pregnancy sef, I am feeling all weird, everything is cloudy, let me rest a bit and I would take a shower after I have rested my head” and hubby was like “ofcourse everything is cloudy, your glasses are very unclear and wet, did you enter the bathroom with them?”. LJS - I peed my towel that day and got lasik six months later!
     
  3. kaymax

    kaymax Well-Known Member

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    Errrmmmm...aburo, clarification please? I don't get the bold. Funny story though.
     
  4. amet13

    amet13 I dey keep my side

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    lol, nice one
     
  5. kolinzo

    kolinzo Oodua4life

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    Now this is funny! lmao!!

     
  6. Aust_nne

    Aust_nne Well-Known Member

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    laughed so hard that driplets of urine started coming out. shamelessly was half incontinent while pregnant...when i gotta go, i gotta go.
     
  7. kaymax

    kaymax Well-Known Member

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    I know, I was kidding! I think we all had funny quirks during our incubation period!!!
     
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