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    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE CASE STUDIES.


    CASE # 1

    Interviewer to Millionaire:
    To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
    Millionaire : I owe everything to my wife.
    Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
    What were you before you married her?
    Millionaire: A billionaire.

    CASE # 2

    Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
    Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big,
    I look at your photo and the problem disappears.
    Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
    "What other problem can be greater than this one?"

    CASE # 3

    Q - What is the difference between a mother and a wife?
    A - One woman brings you into this world crying....

    ......the other ensures you continue to do so.

    CASE # 4

    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and No.

    CASE # 5

    Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage
    certificate for an hour !!
    Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.


    There you have it .....
    They are only meant for you to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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