Yeah I do explain. You know how many of 'our people' wey dey speak one kain English that is from a different planet and even deny being Naija? Anyhoo, trust me you'll like when one 'foreign' hottie winks at you and asks "How you dey?" PS - You gorra remember say UK ppl get brain resolvitability pass them Yankee inbred redneck or whatever they are called people... even common English they no fit grab the gist. True... when I did a few mnths in Cali I was trying to spread the very simple gospel of - "The Dogs Bollocks" - anyone wey you explain to go come back 28 Days Later dragging knuckles on the ground with additional zombie speech infection tell you say "Oh I get it now... the dog licks its balls?" - oh please, sombori shoot me!!!!