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Beautiful_Soul

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Stupid, usless idiotic movie. also being sold under I Love You To Death. See my review here:

I Love You To Death | Nollywood Forever Movie Reviews

This was my list of WTF???

The movie is pretty nonsensical.

Erica says to Kelvin, “We just had sex” but then why is she acting like she was raped. Say What? That doesn’t make sense.

Later Kelvin says, “I don’t get why she would get up and leave after we just had the most incredible sex oh my god” Say What? How does that even make sense when you said you didn’t even remember sleeping with her? Huh?

Erica claims she was raped and then turns up at his office all smiles and calling him baby like nothing happened and like they are a couple. Say What?

There are scenes where Kelvin is talking with 3 different girls on the phone seeking their advice about his fiancée. We can only assume they are his friends but it is strange because they have never been introduced in the film and then are just thrown in haphazardly. Say What? It doesn’t make sense at all.

How is some small girl ordering her brother to bring her a wife so that she can become an aunty? Say What? Nonsense! In real life she would have gotten a big fat slap.

John actually tells his friend that he is looking for a girl to marry because his sister is “on his neck” this is so laughable. What grown ass man is going to be stressing over one little monster that wears false lashes to swim? Say What?

Who on earth goes swimming with a full face of make up AND false lashes? Say What?

Jessica is so desperate for her brother to pick up any girl but then when she sees her talking to a girl she starts freaking out calling the girl “wack” Huh? Say What?

How did Jessica find Erica’s house? If they are meant to be so poor but lying that her parents are in Europe why would they even let anyone know where the house is, especially since they are running 419 game. Say What? 419 101 you don’t let your mugu know where to find you.
 

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Stupid, usless idiotic movie. also being sold under I Love You To Death. See my review here:

I Love You To Death | Nollywood Forever Movie Reviews

This was my list of WTF???

The movie is pretty nonsensical.

Erica says to Kelvin, “We just had sex” but then why is she acting like she was raped. Say What? That doesn’t make sense.

Later Kelvin says, “I don’t get why she would get up and leave after we just had the most incredible sex oh my god” Say What? How does that even make sense when you said you didn’t even remember sleeping with her? Huh?

Erica claims she was raped and then turns up at his office all smiles and calling him baby like nothing happened and like they are a couple. Say What?

There are scenes where Kelvin is talking with 3 different girls on the phone seeking their advice about his fiancée. We can only assume they are his friends but it is strange because they have never been introduced in the film and then are just thrown in haphazardly. Say What? It doesn’t make sense at all.

How is some small girl ordering her brother to bring her a wife so that she can become an aunty? Say What? Nonsense! In real life she would have gotten a big fat slap.

John actually tells his friend that he is looking for a girl to marry because his sister is “on his neck” this is so laughable. What grown ass man is going to be stressing over one little monster that wears false lashes to swim? Say What?

Who on earth goes swimming with a full face of make up AND false lashes? Say What?

Jessica is so desperate for her brother to pick up any girl but then when she sees her talking to a girl she starts freaking out calling the girl “wack” Huh? Say What?

How did Jessica find Erica’s house? If they are meant to be so poor but lying that her parents are in Europe why would they even let anyone know where the house is, especially since they are running 419 game. Say What? 419 101 you don’t let your mugu know where to find you.
My dear, EVERYTHING about the movie made NO SENSE!

Those split screen three-ladies conversations got me confused too!
And the one that hurt my eyes most was the wardrobe-continuity! You noticed how Dumelo ALWAYS ended up in the red shirt and black vest for the three-woman conversation?? NO MATTER what he wore in the day, we see the red shirt for the phone call!

And the girl- Erica....had just that one pink blouse and grey jacket like in ALL her office movie scenes! Made me lose track of the movie timeline! These fools don;t know that viewers can deduce times/timeline of a movie by what the actors wear!???

And that her scrawny, mean-looking brother! Geez! Dude was soooo freaking annoying! How u gonna squat in someone's house and keep being rude to them???

Little sister bullying big brother to get married! Ha Ha - Hilarious!

Which sane accountant would write a check of 50,000 Cedi (equivalent of $50,000) just like that for Oga's bitch!???? even if na wife sef? Dat is easy way to be sacked!

That girl's eye lashes! Wow! I thought me was the only one that it bothered! ONLY good thing about her was her tiny braids. I like those [can't see myself sitting down to do that sha!]

I stopped trying to make sense of what they were trying to portray! I was glad that there is no parts 2,3 and 4!

The ONLY good thing about the movie is the Text-Ending! I thanks them for using text to tell us what happened AFTER Erica walked out! I would have torn my hairs out if I had to sit and watch him go through the senseless motion of wooing her back or her brother being caught by police! Seeing we had to 'torturedly' watch all their 'thinking process'. Those scenes [dragging out time] showing us how they were thinking was RUBBISH to the power of 100!
 
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