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moviewizard

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vince said:
This comes as no surprise to me,mw,after seeing who the director is.That Oduala guy has got to be the worst director in nollywood right now.All the homvies of his that i have seen till date, are all absolutely dreadful.
You are damn right...that guy has a knack for bad movies..he did that Moment of Joy movie too and am so sorry for him, he is yet to do one good movie, at least am yet to see one of his.
 
The Maverick said:
was over at my aunt's and she had this movie "Bless the Child" or something laying around. While I patiently waited for some delicious food, I proceeded to slot it in. Ok, the first scene was this meeting for a Lebanese diplomat(I think the ambassador or something), but I didn't understand why everyone in attendance was a hot chick.... No seriously, there were no guys...just young girls.(Perhaps they were looking for a babysitter-I couldn't understand or hear what was being said.)

Ok then some guys in some really horrible costume choices(black overalls with hoods) came in and kidnapped the ambassador's son. Ok, the ambassador is clearly fair skinned(probably a real Lebanese) and the wife is also very lightskinned...no why the hell is their son darker than me, and I'm pretty dark??? at this pointed I'm already getting heated...

Then I started smelling the food, so I calmed down. By the time I cooled off and turned to the TV, it was this long scene where the police commissioner(Fred Amata) and his cohorts, including (Segun Arinze) were watching supposedly a tape from the kidnappers. Oh Jesus, I couldn't take it. It took me about three hours to fast forward past it....

At this point, I'm getting up to turn off the TV, when the food arrives. So I sat back down, hoping the party that's about to jump off in my mouth would make things easier. I was horribly WRONG. As I let the food cool off...the movie proceeded to a scene at the kidnappers' hide out(in the FOREST-make NOTE of this). As I was about to put the first fork in my mouth, my eyes were fixated on something keenly interesting on the screen...the lead kidnapper was typing away on a laptop. As I chewed gingerly and swallowed, my ears caught something that made me swallow hard and choke...the lead kidnapper said something like this..."yeah, I just sent an email to him..." to a female character.

Oh, I lost it....boy did I lose it? I got up and kicked the TV soooo hard in anger and shattered my aunt's TV. Email, from a laptop in the FOREST??? Chai...I don suffer. Which kin forest for Naija get wireless service??? Mr. Chikere(director) you owe my aunt a TV! for putting this movie out.

Ok, I didn't break the TV, but I almost did...I did lose my appetite for a second. Yeah right, like I'm gonna let that stop me from chowing down my aunt's irresistable cuisine. I promised myself to be careful when approaching Nollywood movies.


the funniest review ive ever read. wow! geeez did i love it...the review.
 
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bolanle

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Let drop ehmmm.....Emotional Blackmail!
I no get time to drop that storyline o jare...complete waist of time and energy, the last 55 min were fowarded and i knew what happened. Dang...so boooooooooring. "hiss"
 

thressa

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bolanle said:
Let drop ehmmm.....Emotional Blackmail!
I no get time to drop that storyline o jare...complete waist of time and energy, the last 55 min were fowarded and i knew what happened. Dang...so boooooooooring. "hiss"

who is who in the movie?
 
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bolanle

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thressa said:
who is who in the movie?
Zack Orji, Ini Edo and that light complectioned guy that has no throat. He is a Nollywood newbie..I think his name is Nonso Diobi...or the other light guy sha Micheal something...I can't keep their names.
 

erinma

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Not By Height!

One of the most RUBBISH and NONSENSE Movies I have ever seen acted by Chinedu Ihedieze and Osita Iheme.

By the time I was done watching it I nearly started crying.

The worst movie acted by those two boy so far!
 

vince

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Erinma,you should not be bothering yourself opening threads for homvies like that.
If you feel it is that bad,just dump it where it belongs,the flop alert thread.
 

erinma

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vince said:
Erinma,you should not be bothering yourself opening threads for homvies like that.
If you feel it is that bad,just dump it where it belongs,the flop alert thread.
thanks Jare.. an there rith away!
 

Shekua

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erinma said:
One of the most RUBBISH and NONSENSE Movies I have ever seen acted by Chinedu Ihedieze and Osita Iheme.

By the time I was done watching it I nearly started crying.

The worst movie acted by those two boy so far!
Sorry for wasting your money, am not a fun of those guys and nothing attracts me to buy their movies.:cry
 
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