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moviefan

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Brides Apart

This movie was such a waste of time...

Disjointed scenes, terrible acting even Desmond Elliot could not salvage the movie.

Terrible :box
 

thressa

Well-Known Member
This movie was such a waste of time...

Disjointed scenes, terrible acting even Desmond Elliot could not salvage the movie.

Terrible :box


:excite:excite

Please ask me why i'm laughing, i watched this movie this morning and all i can say is Moviefan, you spoke my mind.

:thumbs_down:
 

lafemmedi

Reaching above and beyond
This movie was such a waste of time...

Disjointed scenes, terrible acting even Desmond Elliot could not salvage the movie.

Terrible :box
It was so horrid... STAY FAR AWAY

And I thought I was doing so well with my naija movie selection these days; watching, reading and listening before I get any. I can't imagine how this piece of atrocity made it into my hands. And he did try as well as Monalisa
 

Atlakos

Life, Love & Happiness
CORPORATE RUNS-Please Avoid!!!smokin:
c'mon now KiKi any title with the word "Run or Runs" should make you "Run" far away from itsweat:. I bet Oby Edozie stars in it, i'd be surprise if she doesnt at least make a cameo.

Any title with key words : "RUN", "RUNS", "EVIL", "DEVIL","DEMONS", its a done deal to be absolute RUBBISH. sweat:

Any movie where Kanayo Kanayo and/or Clem Ohamze star in it, and on the DVD cover they are sporting those multi coloured or very bright colored 3 piece 3/4 length suit with cow boy hats and a holding a stick - looking like a Midwestern Pimp ,( oh jesos, ) sweat: then its a wrap, stay far far far away cos you might go to bed with nightmares.

Some of you are really wasting your "time" and "money". If you have watched more than 5 rubbish movies this year alone, Chei, you need to re-evaluate your eye for movies. Theres lil lil things you need to observe and learn to make you stay away, and save you your time and money sweat:

For those of you who buy from African Stores, becareful, Some of these african stores have mouth to sell, they will sweet talk and swear up and down that the movie is good when in fact its the total opposite.
 
c'mon now KiKi any title with the word "Run or Runs" should make you "Run" far away from itsweat:. I bet Oby Edozie stars in it, i'd be surprise if she doesnt at least make a cameo.

Any title with key words : "RUN", "RUNS", "EVIL", "DEVIL","DEMONS", its a done deal to be absolute RUBBISH.

Any movie where Kanayo Kanayo and/or Clem Ohamze star in it, and on the DVD cover they are sporting those multi coloured or very bright colored 3 piece 3/4 length suit with cow boy hats and a holding a stick - looking like a Midwestern Pimp ,( oh jesos, ) sweat: then its a wrap, stay far far far away cos you might go to bed with nightmares.

Some of you are really wasting your "time" and "money". If you have watched more than 5 rubbish movies this year alone, Chei, you need to re-evaluate your eye for movies. Theres lil lil things you need to observe and learn to make you stay away, and save you your time and money sweat:

For those of you who buy from African Stores, becareful, Some of these african stores have mouth to sell, they will sweet talk and swear up and down that the movie is good when in fact its the total opposite.
:roll....Runs wasnt that bad o...
but i feel you sha! grinning:
 

Wilhemina

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The writing was bad and the quality was equally awfully. If I heard that stupid "Moments of Joy" song again, I was going to shoot myself. The lead guy was NOT A LEADING MAN at all - I am sorry - like somebody said "gate man!" I couldn't buy him as a leading man romancing Omotola's character. The girl playing the best friend's girlfriend sucked with pseudo British accent and "acting." The costumes were terrible, this was beyond "low budget" this was "no budget" film. Don't waste your money, please....or your energy for that matter.


Agreed with you BB abeg Am come did omotola get involve in such a useless movie very CRAPPY movie omotola's wedding dress was terrible I am still asking my self why on earth will someone use such terrible wedding dress 1940 :sterb003:wedding dress for a 2004 movie, this movie was beyond low budget, bad sound ,poor picture quality and crappy acting from the cast, Thank God I did is not my movie I watch it round my friend house.
 

Beautiful_Soul

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Some of the lastest flops I have watched are:

Friday Night (Van Vicker, Nana Ama)
Palace Maid (Van Vicker, Ini Edo, tonto dikeh, Patience, Olu Jacobs)
Somewhere in My Heart (Jim, Tonto, Van)
My Last Ambition (Omotola, Nonso, Rukky Sanda)
My Darling Princess (Stephanie Okereke, Eucharia Anunobi, Muna Obiekwe)
 

peculiar

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Some of the lastest flops I have watched are:

Friday Night (Van Vicker, Nana Ama)
Palace Maid (Van Vicker, Ini Edo, tonto dikeh, Patience, Olu Jacobs)
Somewhere in My Heart (Jim, Tonto, Van)
My Last Ambition (Omotola, Nonso, Rukky Sanda)
My Darling Princess (Stephanie Okereke, Eucharia Anunobi, Muna Obiekwe)
:eek: Why do you keep doing this to yourself BS?? :laugh:
 
I was over at my aunt's and she had this movie "Bless the Child" or something laying around. While I patiently waited for some delicious food, I proceeded to slot it in. Ok, the first scene was this meeting for a Lebanese diplomat(I think the ambassador or something), but I didn't understand why everyone in attendance was a hot chick....:eyes No seriously, there were no guys...just young girls.(Perhaps they were looking for a babysitter-I couldn't understand or hear what was being said.)

Ok then some guys in some really horrible costume choices(black overalls with hoods) came in and kidnapped the ambassador's son. Ok, the ambassador is clearly fair skinned(probably a real Lebanese) and the wife is also very lightskinned...no why the hell is their son darker than me, and I'm pretty dark??? :eyes at this pointed I'm already getting heated...

Then I started smelling the food, so I calmed down. By the time I cooled off and turned to the TV, it was this long scene where the police commissioner(Fred Amata) and his cohorts, including (Segun Arinze) were watching supposedly a tape from the kidnappers. Oh Jesus, I couldn't take it. It took me about three hours to fast forward past it....

At this point, I'm getting up to turn off the TV, when the food arrives. So I sat back down, hoping the party that's about to jump off in my mouth would make things easier. I was horribly WRONG. As I let the food cool off...the movie proceeded to a scene at the kidnappers' hide out(in the FOREST-make NOTE of this). As I was about to put the first fork in my mouth, my eyes were fixated on something keenly interesting on the screen...the lead kidnapper was typing away on a laptop. As I chewed gingerly and swallowed, my ears caught something that made me swallow hard and choke...the lead kidnapper said something like this..."yeah, I just sent an email to him..." to a female character.

Oh, I lost it....boy did I lose it? I got up and kicked the TV soooo hard in anger and shattered my aunt's TV. Email, from a laptop in the FOREST??? Chai...I don suffer. Which kin forest for Naija get wireless service??? Mr. Chikere(director) you owe my aunt a TV! for putting this movie out.

Ok, I didn't break the TV, but I almost did...I did lose my appetite for a second. Yeah right, like I'm gonna let that stop me from chowing down my aunt's irresistable cuisine. I promised myself to be careful when approaching Nollywood movies.


:laugh::laugh::laugh: OMGGGGGGGGGod, this is the funniest thing I've read all week, abeg MAV come back o, we don miss you for here o!!!
 
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