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Funny YMG homvie lines!

Discussion in 'AFRICAN MOVIE REVIEWS' started by vince, Oct 14, 2005.

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  1. vince

    vince Well-Known Member

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    Which ones are your fav?
    This one is from "OGIDAN";
    A scene at the gate of a villa.
    Gateman:
    Madame ni ki n' ti gate now now!Omo ni ki n'si gate now now!Kini ki n' wa se now now?!E le gba'je le nu mi now now o!
    :laugh: That was classic!
     
  2. lola_americana

    lola_americana i'M bRinGinG sExYBacK!!!!

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    Movie: Pemi sori ago
    he was like "de boy is good de boy is good apa lon je be"
     
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    lola_americana i'M bRinGinG sExYBacK!!!!

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    :roll :happy024: :laugh:
     
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    lola_americana i'M bRinGinG sExYBacK!!!!

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    i just remembered one more for EYE EGA. baba suwe was like "okan ni ko sun ko le joko to ba de ni o sun to ba ro o subu ni o" to ope ayeola
     
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    :roll :roll i remember that part,
     
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    chei!! that title sef
     
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    ile (origin)

    when muyiwa ademola was teaching those lil kids in class and he was asking after the name of the guy who betrayed jesus, and he gave the kids the last name(iscariot ) and then told them to tell him the 1st name (at thesame time he was thinking about his lover ariyike)he said out her name unknowingly

    and the kids response was ARIYIKE ISCARIOT :roll i was tumbling on the floor
     
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    Egbon, i'm sure u've opened a similar thread like dis b4. :confused:
     
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    I don't think so,simi.I looked for any thread similar to this,but could not find.
     
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    LOL! :laugh:
     
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    vince Well-Known Member

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    Here's another good interchange between Muka Ray and Lanre Balogun in the homvie "Osele".

    Muka:
    Labake n'ko?

    Lanre:
    Labake!Labake!

    Muka:
    Lady ti e so pe e like voice e yen!Ti e so pe e like bi o se ma n'soro.

    Lanre:
    Oh,ok!Fine girl ni sha!She's not bad,but enu omo yen,men!!Ti o ba la enu bayi,ma'n dodge ni!

    -Muka:
    Kini reason?

    Lanre:
    Baba n'la boomtown ni!Enu e....ma daku ni!Mi o fe awon omo jaku jaku yen jare!

    Muka:
    Broda mi,omo yen ma lo to atleast two weeks lo do yin!

    Lanre:
    Eh,but two weeks yen na,mo kan n'ra peppermint fun ni jare!Mo ma n'doju e bo pillow ni!



    That interchange just got me rolling and rewinding.
     
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    :roll :roll :roll ahhhhhh.... vince o, that was a crazy one
     
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    Yeah, there is a thread similar to this somewhere. :eyes
     
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    vince Well-Known Member

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    :teu26: I know,mealone.That scene just got me rolling,and the way they were talking ,eh!Just easy and cool,as if they were whispering!Funny as hell.
     
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    Probably in the EMG movies forum,but not here.
     
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    i was watching one movie preview like this .....it involves a lady and two young boys,the lady was trying to tell them that she's not a nonsense taker, she was like "e ma ba mi dan iru e wo moo......... mi o gba nonsense...... mo ma fi oju yin ri meme to e ba tun try e

    the 2 lil boys waited for her to finish rattling,
    then they pointed to a well, they were like

    2boys: aunty ki ni o wa leyin yi ?

    aunty:kanga(well) ni

    2boys: se e mo wipe oya ni yin, e slow down e tin be ju, ti e baa de lo bee koja limit, e ma be si kanga ni o

    i was laffing soooo hard ehn....
     
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    Lol! :teu26: Haha!
    There is one cool one in "Edidi" coming from Hank Anuku.I will try and remember it and post it later.
     
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    I could remember d role Latin played in 'Aye Jobele' when he said to one of d police men,

    Latin: "Mo daran, Eji lofe to yi(gap teeth),
    policeman: rara, eji ko, o yo nii...
    Latin: E l'accident
    Policeman: rara gbogbo idamu awa olopa lori awon ara ilu ni.
    Latin: Ofi ti yin, ema feel e
    Policeman: E se gan ni

    Latin: Bi mo sen wo yin. Iseyin lema je o
    Policeman: oje mo be
    Latin: To ri bi mo se nwo ila yen...Eni to ko ni writing..o fit yin gan


    i was rolling on the floor..
     
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    damselangel sultry lady

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    I could remember also in surutu, babasuwe n his wife... were cursing each other and later babasuwe said to her....

    moladun: brother mii, e de ri pe oriyin o pe, omo to ye ka jo ma bawi, te wan support

    Babasuwe: Se mi lonbu?, ALAYAKI

    moladun: hei? emi ALAYAKI

    Babasuwe: Aya re to ga bi oke OLUMO NI
     
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    omo ole

    latin: ki ni o n se ni ibi yi

    driver: mo gbe madamu wa wo molebi won kan ni, won de so wipe meeting ti awon n se , family meeting ni

    latin: ehn ni igba ti mo ti fe omo won, emi naa ti di molebi won niyen

    driver: ahh, iro ni oga, loo to, e fe omo won sugbon e kin se molebi... iyato wa laarin june ati july, ookan hunn, okan lyyyy

    :roll
     
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