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Hi-Tech Nigerian

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by movieaddict, Jan 28, 2004.

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  1. movieaddict

    movieaddict Active Member

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    An American, a Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting naked in the
    sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.
    "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
    A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
    The Nigerian, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone,decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
    "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
     
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    :roll LMAO!
     
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