I'm not lesbian O!!!

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Funmibaby

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My coworker keeps looking at me funny and it's making me uncomfortable now. She has offered to teach me "private" hula dancing lessons and told me this morning that my hair looks very sexy the way I did it today :shock . The other day she said my skirt was very attractive on me........ :eyes
 
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Nothing missy, just compliment aight. Run away if she starts touching you aight. I am not going to blame her cause I do thesame to either ladies or men.
 

Funmibaby

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well, she has also asked me if i wanted to come into the ladies room with her so she can show me her entire tatto that goes into her nether regions................the other day we (with some our coworkers) were talking about the hanky panky stuff that goes on when some of our coworkers go on their annual camping trip and she was like, funmibaby you and i should go together sometime.
 

gogetter

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olatoludipe said:
Buahahhahahahhahaha, some people are just friendly my sister. Pls, stop thinking too far aight.
ok, some pple are friendly, maybe..but show her tatoo that goes yonder ke?? why?? she likes u jare funmi...u can bask in the glow for a while then if she does come straight, just let her know dont do that, but if she doesnt, why not sit back and enjoy??
 
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gogetter said:
ok, some pple are friendly, maybe..but show her tatoo that goes yonder ke?? why?? she likes u jare funmi...u can bask in the glow for a while then if she does come straight, just let her know dont do that, but if she doesnt, why not sit back and enjoy??

That is what I am saying, she should come out if she touches her anyhow. The tattoo can only be on her butt or below her stomach (which is normal to show people).

I don't see anything wrong with that though.
 

Obariba

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Funmibaby said:
well, she has also asked me if i wanted to come into the ladies room with her so she can show me her entire tatto that goes into her nether regions................the other day we (with some our coworkers) were talking about the hanky panky stuff that goes on when some of our coworkers go on their annual camping trip and she was like, funmibaby you and i should go together sometime.

I think she's just messing with you. My coworker Kenyatta is gay and I asked her about this and she said a real lesbian wont put out her business like that. ...and by the way that could be considered sexual harrassment !!
 

Obariba

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Yoo berra declare your strickly dickly immediately so she could back off !!! or by the time you know it you will be carrying the rainbow flag at one of their pride parades !!!
 

grafikdon

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Obariba said:
Yoo berra declare your strickly dickly immediately so she could back off !!! or by the time you know it you will be carrying the rainbow flag at one of their pride parades !!!
:roll
That stuff always cracks me up...dunno why but I just LOMFA each time someone mentioned it.
 
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samira

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Funmi, speak to her about your concerns. Maybe she is and maybe not. You will only find out by asking her. If she is, then you know and will then be in a better frame of mind to decide if you want to hang on around her or not. If you still like her as a person after knowing for a fact that she is a lesbian, you let her know that you are not one and will appreciate it very much if she respects that.

Maybe for all you know, u are someone she simply likes and feels very comfortable speaking to.
 

grafikdon

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Bwahahahahahahahaahahah!

Please no mind me, I don't have any 'dew in my system...this thread kinda reminds me of my first week in Pixel Habitat somewhere in NJ. On my way to skuul I was approached by one dude while coming outta Dover train station...okay o. So he told me I was handsome and so on and so forth and was wandering if we could go to a corner and grab some steamy juicy Chinese food...errr... I told the dude politely that my fellas were waiting on the next block and I hadta catch up with 'em, we could have the dinner some other time.

Yeah I meant that for sure because I know in naija, it's a common practice to take your fellas out for a beer gulping chicken chomping session. So I extended my hand for a 'see ya later, dawg' handshake and he kinda grabbed my hand both of his hands...uhhh ok. Reluctantly, he let go of me hands and said t'was nice meeting a good looking fella...uhhh...ok. Shrugged my shoulders.

So that didn't mean jack to me until I told my cousin...HAAA! His a** fell off while he was laughing... so I thought I got busted 'cause it was winter and I refused to take a shower for two days...errrr...after the laughter session he told me I was toasted by a gay fella...uh-oh!
 

Funmibaby

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olatoludipe said:
That is what I am saying, she should come out if she touches her anyhow. The tattoo can only be on her butt or below her stomach (which is normal to show people).

I don't see anything wrong with that though.
she IS very touchy, arms, back, she started to give me a neck massage and i was like, uhm no i'm ok.

obariba - i don't know about a real lesbian. i think she in fact might be bisexual since she ogles a fellow coworker (male) but something about her just rubs me in a wrong way. Her advances are not in a girl friendly way. She knows i don't swing both ways as we've talked about some of the people i've been involved with.

I don't have a problem hanging around and working with someone who is bisexual but i sure don't like them being sexually suggestive around me.
 

Funmibaby

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olatoludipe said:
That is what I am saying, she should come out if she touches her anyhow. The tattoo can only be on her butt or below her stomach (which is normal to show people).

I don't see anything wrong with that though.
uhm, her tattoo runs from the top of her shoulders to bottom of her thigh but it's on one half of her body.
 

grafikdon

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Funmibaby said:
uhm, her tattoo runs from the top of her shoulders to bottom of her thigh but it's on one half of her body.

:shock Uughhhhhh...I quiver with fear! Whew...that musta been a painful adventure....uuughhhhhhh...I quiver with fear! :shock
 
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samira

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grafikdon said:
Bwahahahahahahahaahahah!

Please no mind me, I don't have any 'dew in my system...this thread kinda reminds me of my first week in Pixel Habitat somewhere in NJ. On my way to skuul I was approached by one dude while coming outta Dover train station...okay o. So he told me I was handsome and so on and so forth and was wandering if we could go to a corner and grab some steamy juicy Chinese food...errr... I told the dude politely that my fellas were waiting on the next block and I hadta catch up with 'em, we could have the dinner some other time.

Yeah I meant that for sure because I know in naija, it's a common practice to take your fellas out for a beer gulping chicken chomping session. So I extended my hand for a 'see ya later, dawg' handshake and he kinda grabbed my hand both of his hands...uhhh ok. Reluctantly, he let go of me hands and said t'was nice meeting a good looking fella...uhhh...ok. Shrugged my shoulders.

So that didn't mean jack to me until I told my cousin...HAAA! His a** fell off while he was laughing... so I thought I got busted 'cause it was winter and I refused to take a shower for two days...errrr...after the laughter session he told me I was toasted by a gay fella...uh-oh!
I hate to jump the gun ooo. But that dude was Gay...very much so. :biggrinsa

u hardly see or hear other men telling other men that they are handsome..lol
 

Ricardo

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Funmibaby said:
she IS very touchy, arms, back, she started to give me a neck massage and i was like, uhm no i'm ok.

obariba - i don't know about a real lesbian. i think she in fact might be bisexual since she ogles a fellow coworker (male) but something about her just rubs me in a wrong way. Her advances are not in a girl friendly way. She knows i don't swing both ways as we've talked about some of the people i've been involved with.

I don't have a problem hanging around and working with someone who is bisexual but i sure don't like them being sexually suggestive around me.
Then patiently wait and see ! or tell a lie about someone proposing marriage to you, it will back her off or react in a way for you to know her intentions ! :biggrinsa
 

Obariba

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grafikdon said:
Bwahahahahahahahaahahah!

Please no mind me, I don't have any 'dew in my system...this thread kinda reminds me of my first week in Pixel Habitat somewhere in NJ. On my way to skuul I was approached by one dude while coming outta Dover train station...okay o. So he told me I was handsome and so on and so forth and was wandering if we could go to a corner and grab some steamy juicy Chinese food...errr... I told the dude politely that my fellas were waiting on the next block and I hadta catch up with 'em, we could have the dinner some other time.

Yeah I meant that for sure because I know in naija, it's a common practice to take your fellas out for a beer gulping chicken chomping session. So I extended my hand for a 'see ya later, dawg' handshake and he kinda grabbed my hand both of his hands...uhhh ok. Reluctantly, he let go of me hands and said t'was nice meeting a good looking fella...uhhh...ok. Shrugged my shoulders.

So that didn't mean jack to me until I told my cousin...HAAA! His a** fell off while he was laughing... so I thought I got busted 'cause it was winter and I refused to take a shower for two days...errrr...after the laughter session he told me I was toasted by a gay fella...uh-oh!
You just missed some free awoof !!! You for go chop the grub na !!! Clean your mouth say Thank you very much !!!
 
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