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Discussion in 'LOVE, MARRIAGE, THE SEXES' started by Funmibaby, Aug 30, 2005.
Which kind indirect toasting be dis sef?
This thread reminds of an incident I had with a friend in a store. I helped him do some shopping, bought lots of stuff - mostly ladies' stuff - because my friend's wife-to-be was coming over from Naija. So, I helped him pick some nice outfits, watches, necklace, etc, and we got to the counter to pay.
My friend with all smiles, excited, greeted the lady cashier, to which she responded "looks like you guys are planning something great this weekend?" My friend responded gladly, "Yes, I'm getting married". Immediately, the lady looked at me and giggled, thinking I was the gay wife. Omo mi had to rephrase the statement o, he quickly cleared out the air and added "not with him, but with my lady wife who isn't here right now".
Hahhaha :roll :roll .Another good one is on the sitcom Two and a half men, were these brothers have taken the elder bros baby out to the shop cos his wife's working. Then they see this blonde chick and go gahgah (you know how oyibo dey craze for blondies).
The younger one suggests they wheel the baby's pram closer so he can start off a conversation with this chick, cos women love babies! They say hello and she goes....."What a lovely baby, you and your life partner must be really proud"!!! The shock on thier faces was priceless :roll
Just a small reminder for BAmidele! GRAFIKDON is more than straight....he is mine so no indirect toasting in here! Chikena!!! :roll :roll...which levels na? Oga ooo
U r leaving some minute yet important details
Abi o...abeg tell them o...I have seen the back of my neck without a mirror in this world. First they wanted to take me to a juicy Chinese Restaurant, as if that wasn't enuff, they wanna buy me Italian shoes and make me the manager of a high profile gymn in Manhattan. Just when I thought the weird history was over, they wanna take me to Sicily in Italy...now this. OGA OOOOO. :roll
ITALY ???? Abeg no gree ohh !!!! na AShawo work (GIGOLO) dem wan take you do !!! No go lai lai !!!!!!
wonDIAfuLLL !!!!!!!! Na wa for this country self !!!
:roll I know...can't be about eating spaghetti and meatballs in the canals of Venice.
:roll :roll Chineke God of umunwanyi!
Had a similar experience waaay back. Went to pick up some items with my cousin for his wife-to-be. T'was my day off and I'd agreed to babysit my co worker's babygirl so I went with the kid. Hehehehe...yeah we were picking up so many stuff when I saw the look on the cashier's face...uh-oh believe me she didn't say diddly squat but the look on her face was a dead give away. Everyone was taking a peek at us with suspicion.
man, I was almost tempted to say..."errr...fellas, it's not what you think...errr...kid ain't mine, dude is shopping for his wife, dude is my cousin.Capice?"
:roll okay , now i'm begining to doubt if seman's schinapps is the only thing you add to that mountain dew of yours.
Grafik, Why is it always you ehnnn...you just have that tendency huh??? :roll :roll
:biggrinsa Y'know what they say...a little pint of Vodka never hurt anyone.
Yes oooo I am always at the wrong place at the wrong time...sweating with embarassment at the end of the day...I think I should boost my long diminished gangsta looks and talk gangsta talk... oh, and I gotta stop shaving my bia bia. Usama styleeee could help me a lot..
tell me about it........ everyone loves a good gay/lesbian story i guess. i'll update y'all with every suspicious thing she tells me, there's one almost everyday.......this should be fun!
Bamidele..............unlike you, i only get my rocks off on one highway and perhaps unlike you, i'm VERY satisfied with that one highway. Thanks.
U sure that Bamidele sef no be Zimmy? I wonder o.
could be or not be.............i thought about it, if not zimmy then someone else but really what does it matter to me sef? as long as their having fun...... :eyes
Yes oooo...having fun on the Eastern and Western highwayz :roll
abi o :roll