I'm not lesbian O!!!

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Obariba

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grafikdon said:
:roll :roll Chineke God of umunwanyi!
Had a similar experience waaay back. Went to pick up some items with my cousin for his wife-to-be. T'was my day off and I'd agreed to babysit my co worker's babygirl so I went with the kid. Hehehehe...yeah we were picking up so many stuff when I saw the look on the cashier's face...uh-oh believe me she didn't say diddly squat but the look on her face was a dead give away. Everyone was taking a peek at us with suspicion.

man, I was almost tempted to say..."errr...fellas, it's not what you think...errr...kid ain't mine, dude is shopping for his wife, dude is my cousin.Capice?"

When I hear things like this I know my time to return to Naija is near. The simple things of life have become another thing just because of all these various lifestyles abroad !!!

I will never forget when I worked for Tiffany and Company a couple a years ago my white coworker said something funny to me so I went over to her and playful tapped her on the butt- saying you are so silly !! The next day people started looking at me funny ..it was later one of the other girls came over and told me Jamie is telling folk you might be gay ,u felt her butt !!!! I went and screamed at Jamie - I told her where I come from people are not that perverted so dont flatter yourself !!!!!!
 

grafikdon

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Obariba said:
When I hear things like this I know my time to return to Naija is near. The simple things of life have become another thing just because of all these various lifestyles abroad !!!

I will never forget when I worked for Tiffany and Company a couple a tears ago my white coworker said someting funny to me so I went over to her and playful tapped her on the butt- saying you are so silly !! The next day people started looking at me funny ..it was later one of the other girls came over and told me Jamie is telling folk you might be gay ,u felt her butt !!!! I went and screamed at Jamie - I told her where I come from people are not that perverted so dont flatter yourself !!!!!!

It's sad I tell ya...
A big portion of the blame goes to the fellas up in hia and their twisted lifestyles...
 

Pete

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grafikdon said:
:roll :roll Chineke God of umunwanyi!
Had a similar experience waaay back. Went to pick up some items with my cousin for his wife-to-be. T'was my day off and I'd agreed to babysit my co worker's babygirl so I went with the kid. Hehehehe...yeah we were picking up so many stuff when I saw the look on the cashier's face...uh-oh believe me she didn't say diddly squat but the look on her face was a dead give away. Everyone was taking a peek at us with suspicion.

man, I was almost tempted to say..."errr...fellas, it's not what you think...errr...kid ain't mine, dude is shopping for his wife, dude is my cousin.Capice?"
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Nnaa, that thing sucks man. Over here where they just legalized gay marriage, ya gotta be vocal on your orientation.
 
U never case to amaze me with your comments

:sport-smi Just becos someone has an alternative lifestyle to yours does not mean that they are twisted for gods sake, every one is entitled to hit on anyone its a free world, if u were approached and u were not dat way inclined just tell them it wont hurt they probably would feel embrassed. Not every straight man gets toasted by a gay man, there most be some signs you are giving away its called the gay radar. Do you have a photo on this site i want to check with my two eyes why my gay people are getting it so wrong. Knowing u , u are going to insult me with ur comments i can take it and soak it it wil be nice though to see ur photo. By the way moviewizard is quite bold and cute where you have got it wrong is that he is not gay he is just a man comfortable in his body/ skin and that takes guts not everyone reaches their in live.

I hope u respond to my request i wanna help u and show u brotherly innocent love
 

KikisMuffin

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Bamidele said:
:sport-smi Just becos someone has an alternative lifestyle to yours does not mean that they are twisted for gods sake, every one is entitled to hit on anyone its a free world, if u were approached and u were not dat way inclined just tell them it wont hurt they probably would feel embrassed. Not every straight man gets toasted by a gay man, there most be some signs you are giving away its called the gay radar. Do you have a photo on this site i want to check with my two eyes why my gay people are getting it so wrong. Knowing u , u are going to insult me with ur comments i can take it and soak it it wil be nice though to see ur photo. By the way moviewizard is quite bold and cute where you have got it wrong is that he is not gay he is just a man comfortable in his body/ skin and that takes guts not everyone reaches their in live.

I hope u respond to my request i wanna help u and show u brotherly innocent love
Grafikdon over to you!A little brotherly *** ****ing! :roll
 

grafikdon

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KikisMuffin said:
Grafikdon over to you!A little brotherly *** ****ing! :roll
Since he didn't quote me, I will assume he was addressing another fella. I taya o...this one beats my imagination o becos once you tell them you don't swing that way, they will quickly leave ya alone to avoid serious butt whupping...this one na wa o...maybe they prefer the gaagaa gansta style of ''I don't flow like that, and FYI, I got a .48 Smith and Wesson tucked neatly by my side...you wanna get a lead tattoo...you wanna go and meet ya maker this instant? p-i-s-s off!" smokin:
 
Grafidon u are the one i want

i was referring to u hommie, dont threaten me with ur fake gun if u had one i know where i wil stick it up to

grafikdon said:
Since he didn't quote me, I will assume he was addressing another fella. I taya o...this one beats my imagination o becos once you tell them you don't swing that way, they will quickly leave ya alone to avoid serious butt whupping...this one na wa o...maybe they prefer the gaagaa gansta style of ''I don't flow like that, and FYI, I got a .48 Smith and Wesson tucked neatly by my side...you wanna get a lead tattoo...you wanna go and meet ya maker this instant? p-i-s-s off!" smokin:
 

Obariba

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Obariba said:
I don die ooohhh hey Yvonne !!! This thread na wa oooh abeg my fish "Injiba" is a blue Siamese fighting fish (Betta) she is in a lovely mountable fish bowl she is seeking a tall man, chocolate brown, white teeth and a good sense of humor. Injiba also likes long walks on the beach abeg Yvonne helep me find a dude for her ...Thanks !!! :roll
INJIBA

Yvonne just a follow up have you identified a partner for Injiba ?? She asked me on my way to work please dont let this request fall through the cracks ..Thanks
 
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