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I'm not lesbian O!!!

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KikisMuffin

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Aust_nne said:
We've got them here in all forms, shapes, categories, colours..you name them it.
Sorry to digress now I'm curious. I take it you live Australia!Where? I spent 3 weeks in WA(Perth in fact) in April.Great place to live I'm sure!! Just curious!!
 

Aust_nne

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KikisMuffin said:
Sorry to digress now I'm curious. I take it you live Australia!Where? I spent 3 weeks in WA(Perth in fact) in April.Great place to live I'm sure!! Just curious!!

R u kidding me? I live in Perth as well - South of the River! and just this April..Wow..this is a small world indeed...hang on..check your PM.
 

Funmibaby

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ok, lady just said i would look good in the bedroom......................


i showed her these pair of earrings that i got and i was like "they look good but i'm not going anywhere to look good for" and that's when she dropped it!!!
 

Obariba

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Funmibaby, sugarplum, maybe the girl no dey for snoo snoo with woman o. Ya know we fellas in Yanke are surrounded by so much 'gayness' that our noses have turned into 'gayness' sniffing radar. Anything outta the ordinary...wham! The radar go begin twitch...beep!Gay!Beep!Gay!Beep!Gay!gay!@#$@!%Gay!So *&^$#@gay!

Hahahaha...we have completely forgotten how things work in Naija where it is acceptable for men to hold hands, where it is aceptable for fellas of the same sex to share a bed...heck u could have three dudes sharing a king size bed and it doesn't mean diddly squat. Whew! Chei! Yankee don do so much damage to our innocence o!

I remember back in the days when my landlady praised me and gave me kudos for minding my business and not throwing down the house with partaaaay and women...ahhh she said I was such a quiet good boy. luxlove: luxlove:

Now there was my buddy from Queens who usually hang out in my hut learning the use of certain software. he's normally pass by on his way from work and stay till midnight...then he go crash out for the night in my pad...the thing come dey happen on regular basis but eno worry me but as I begin dey remember say my landlady HAS NEVER SEEN A FEMALE POP INTO MY HUT TO SPEND THE NIGHT...I come raise eyebrows...chei I almost told my buddy "Dude, I have a feeling my landlady's 'gayness' radar is pointed at this direction...errr maybe you should come early fer the lesson so that you don't hafta spend the night hia..."

Ok I wiped that bullshi* thought outta my mind but uh-oh! It's just one of those things o...it's smells like errr...unintended brainwashing.
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nike007

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Haaahhhhaaa....ok....why did i miss this thread...lol...it just made me laff hysterically...aww....Haha....when i first came to the states, this chick i worked with at a dept store was like "i wanna show u my tats" i was like ok?...Next thing i know she opens her trousers...and the tatto on the low low low part of her waist says "lucky you" ....I did not know whether to be freaked out or laugh....But some of the nicest friends i've had a gay...so no trouble there...some girls are just flirts....so its no biggie....
 

Simisola

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Haaahhhhaaa....ok....why did i miss this thread...lol...it just made me laff hysterically...aww....Haha....when i first came to the states, this chick i worked with at a dept store was like "i wanna show u my tats" i was like ok?...Next thing i know she opens her trousers...and the tatto on the low low low part of her waist says "lucky you" ....I did not know whether to be freaked out or laugh....But some of the nicest friends i've had a gay...so no trouble there...some girls are just flirts....so its no biggie....

Oh really??? So, one of them asks you to lick her nipple, wetin you go do? :D
 

Amiga

Wonder woman
my dad's methodist and i used to go to his churches but when we moved to the city i'm in now and we started going to this one methodist church where the junior pastor was gay :shock i mean, openly gay :shock we just stopped going. at first we didn't know for sure because the guy was always effeminate sha and did the whole hand thing but we didn't know for sure (well my bro and I did but my parents were like warreva....) So one sunday it was his turn to preach and he went into how he came out and received acceptance and blah blah blah. That day (after laughing at my dad) was the last day we went. The pastor even came to our house to ask us what's up and my dad was like "your junior pastor is gay" straight up. We are Africans we don't agree with that nonsense. She tried to persuade us but my Dad no gree o!
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nike007

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Oh really??? So, one of them asks you to lick her nipple, wetin you go do? :D
Well i dont think any girl will come up to any random chick and ask for said nipple licking sessions.....:fing24: But who knows.... i have a gay friend female and male....the male one is always arguing with me about which guy is cute...the female one is always using her gaydar to calculate the ammount of gay a girl is emmiting....LOL...luv them though
 
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