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jesus vs satan

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by lady_vexy, Feb 5, 2004.

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  1. lady_vexy

    lady_vexy Heart that is Sweet

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    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job". So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted his computer. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves".
     
  2. ngevergreen

    ngevergreen Always Evergreen

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    lady_vexy, a beg no vex, this one na joke?. If so, na dry one ooo
     
  3. lady_vexy

    lady_vexy Heart that is Sweet

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    i go vex oooooo:mad:
     
  4. mcallstar

    mcallstar Winner Next NollyWoodStar

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    it was a joke and also a message home read it again and you'll read it again!:p
     
  5. lady_vexy

    lady_vexy Heart that is Sweet

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    thankz mate there iz a message
     
  6. naxia

    naxia Guest

    don't mind dat fella i got the message,but really it was no joke
     
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