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Kpians, A Nigerian Horror Film Trailer

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Village-Boi

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A horror/thriller film from Stanlee Ohikhuare, the director of Loop & Tunnel. This film also stars Adeyemi Okanlawo.

Synopsis
Dan invites his closest friends to his late parents’ house in the outskirts of town. The area is just being developed and their parents are about the first people to erect a building there. After their death under strange and inexplicable circumstances, the house is abandoned for over six years. Tracy is believed to have flown out of the country ever since.

It’s the sixth anniversary of their parents’ demise and Tracy is expected back in the country to pay respect. Dan calls his friends to come with him so as to make Tracy’s return memorable and to help cheer her up with some sort of partying.

The entire group is about to get caught up in a series of chilling unfolding events that they are completely unprepared for.


KPIANS the feast of souls
 
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ssergit

..still The Drama Queen!
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its 2am here, should i be clicking 'play' on that trailer????

dumb question!
I am about to find out IF I shouldn't..... Yes? No? Haaaaa!

Clicking jooor! No be naija movie??? How horror can it be? I hope I don't get angry sef with no-horror of the horror movie.


Ahhhh! #Insomnia is a bad thing... I am talking to myself on my own on this empty thread. Chai!
But who told me to drink coffee at 1 am???? [Another dumb question Esty!]... "Whoops! Who said that!???? Ok, my keyboard is hearing voices...... #Sigh! Too much Coffee, Energy drinks, vanilla cream biscuits.... heavy pounded yam lunch . #Sigh

Now to go watch Kpians!
 

ssergit

..still The Drama Queen!
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BIG HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

na which kain kpa kpa kpa fast forward effects trailer be dis kwa???? I just wasted the praying in tongues I just did before clicking so that I for no get nightmares! Nonsense toothless, no scary horror movie trailer!

Things just dey flash sharp fast! Wetin??? Na where dem dey hurry go sef? Dem suppose slow down and SCARE ME!!! BOOOO!

The picture good, dem movements good, but dem fast pass!!

And that screamings sha.... hah! Abi the choir music score? Errmmmm,,,,, over done! When the music loud pass teh screamings sef! Dat means, dem get to hand people Panadol and advil at the gate of teh cinema house, because HEADACHE must happen! Note to sef: IF I ever get to watch this movie, I shall watch it with ear plugs on!

THE TRAILER too fast!!!! Haba! (Oh, I already said that earlier} hee hee hee.... unu good night!

Village boi, how far? Na who be dis people wey apparently do good movie shots, I love that we could still see in the dark, unlike some Nolly movies that are shot at night and all you see is black screen with flashes of teeth and eyes! This one, they lit the scenes well....BUT.....the sound effects! Mba!
 
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Village-Boi

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Hahahahahaha. I was seriously waiting for you say that... they place wey I first see this thing people turn am into comedy. I love the lighting of it but come on. Hang on... what did they copy there? Evil Dead?
You don't know if you should laugh or cry lolol

I'm still going to watch it if it comes to a cinema this way and I hope it's actually good. Apparently KPIANS is a slang for winch/winchcraft.

#Nothing spoil... they're getting there small, small.
 
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ssergit

..still The Drama Queen!
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LOLOLOLOL

But errrrmmm.... remember the ear plugs!!! Geez!! Dey trying to scare us with teh screams? Which I am sure is a 'stock scream'....naija people no dey scream like dat naw, too professional! Naija scream na Uche Jumbo when angry or Mercy Johnson repeatedly saying "oh no, oh no'" lolol

na Headache I forsee! Classical music scoring on a low note with anti-climatic stretch that leaves lot of mystery would have done me scampering under the bed! As that fear of the unknown of what would come next is better anyday than the generic screaming!

Dem try sha, but..... also, they should try and give is NORMAL speed of the trailer! Trying to cram all the movie on fast forward into the 2 minutes NO work! They even forgot and used the same speed on the credits at the end of the trailer! So, na who get movie now? I no know and I ain't rewinding that noise! No way! Mba!


Hahahahahaha. I was seriously waiting for you say that... they place wey I first see this thing people turn am into comedy. I love the lighting of it but come on. Hang on... what did they copy there? Evil Dead?
You don't know if you should laugh or cry lolol

I'm still going to watch it if it comes to a cinema this way and I hope it's actually good. Apparently KPIANS is a slang for winch/winchcraft.

#Nothing spoil... they're getting there small, small.
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tunmi

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The screams...and I could not even tell what it was about other than people screaming and NEPA took the light.
 

Village-Boi

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The funniest 5 sec bit for me starts @ 18 secs... I just can't get the image of a little lamb bleating out of my head. "I know what I 'baaaaaa', I just can't 'baaaaa, baaaaa' it."
 
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